h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*scampers in* so, now Peregrin has been seen wandering in the Gents at the coffee shop looking for condoms. http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=42989&post=468397 just what is this 'plastic iguana' that he's offering for free? *scampers out*

Ah, I believe I smell yet another scandal in the works.

And the last time I was in there, I read a shocking limerick that was signed BB.

Pierrot: Aaaaawwwwk, there once was a Fenchurch from Nantucket
Now, now, Pierrot, we aren't going to repeat it here.

Pierrot: Saw a baby she liked, so she took it
That's enough Pierrot

Pierrot: She's running for Prez
Stop, please.

Pierrot: And here's what she says
Okay, enough now.

Pierrot: If you don't vote for me, you can just fu-Aaaaawk
*elbows Pierrot*.

tsk tsk more scandals a certain male italian prez candidate is hanging out in the ladies not only that, but writing disgusting grafiti and it looks like the press is trying to cover it up http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=31314&post=467673 *scampers off*

I just want to point out that Don Alfredo's public statement mentioned "exploring the galaxies", when, as nearly every other candidate knows, there's about twelve forums and pages dedicated to exploring the cosmos (Saving The Galaxy, The H2G2 Space Station, Crater Labs, Inc., and STUMPED, to name a few). This isn't a scandal, I just want to inform the Don's that that section of the speech was ill-informed.

However, the remarks made about making more restaurants, etc.-seems that Don Alfredo may be trying to monopolize all of the restaurants in h2g2.

*Sits back and decides to watch the fun*

Well the Doughnut stall and Mama Peta's will remain in other hands.

I sure hope so. I wouldn't want someone taking over all of the restaurants. It's much better when no one person owns more than one. Well, maybe two.

Well I own one and Joanna owns one.

I also own the ski resort and beach hut though.

Oh no..perhaps I have too many then...?

the Great Hall on the Space Station...& the Cantina...

no...that's OK...that's just 2...so long as nothing happens to Joanna...& of course nothing will...

I think that the cantina and restaurants in the space station's don't count as the same thing. Anyway, I'd bet that there are plenty of places to eat and drink, and the Don's just haven't heard of all of them yet.

Does the Cantina serve rats?

So, as long as they haven't heard of them all....we're safe from being monopolised...

You avoid my question.

You've been watching too much Monty Python Styx! No civilised place would dare serve rats... or do you mean serve as in provide food to...?!
shazzPRME

There was an impertinent parrot
It was well - known that no one cared for it
He thought the antidote
To Fenny's vote
Was to curse to the public, and scare it.

Well it's NOT. I will note tolerate such an exhibition of disrespect for the population, you lil' (censored).

people can be helpful

so, a not named person tells me that new prez and vp people will be added on Thursday
looks like one cooks rats and the other chases rats
hey wait. this is no good.

you sure about this, DD? I don't want no baldrick cooking me or a fancy cat chasing me.

Nobodyat this community will eat you Styx. I will personally see to that.

I would like some salad with celery though.

You will personally see to eating him, Don A?

And Pierrot has something to say to you, Fenny, for his repeating BB's limerick.

*nudges Pierrot*
Pierrot: Aaaaawwwwk, hurumph.

Come on, Pierrot. You hurt someones feelings and you need to appologize.
Pierrot: Aaaawwwk, I didn't write it.

I know, Pierrot, but you repeated it. That is almost as bad.
Pierrot: Aaawwwk, He should appologize.

Perhaps, but right now you need to
Pierrot: Aaaaawwwk, A pirate never appologizes.

Yes, but you're not a pirate's parrot any more. Come on, we have been over all of this. Now appologize.
Pierrot: Aaaaawwwk, mmmbmbmbmbm.

What? Speak up.
Pierrot: Aaaaawk, I'm Sssssssssssssss.

If Styx's second-hand info from DD is correct, then it looks like we may have a new presidential candidate today. The Celery would like to be the first to welcome him/her and his/her running mate to the race. As a fellow candidate, he also wishes to apologize on DD's behalf for prematurely disclosing your secret.

Pierrot: Aaaaaawk, Let the fancy cat out of the bag.

I hope a URL will be posted here so that we know where to go to visit the new ticket.