A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets

Graffiti

Post 21

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

As these do not have to be original I will try and find the book which has some great Partical Physics ones in it! (Hadrons crop up on more than one occasion I suspect (see A666173 for Hadrons just to prove I'm not kidding)).

Meantime, an older take on broken hearted.

Hear I sit,
broken hearted.
Paid a penny
and only farted.

Also...

sung to the tune of My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean!

My one skin hangs down to my two skin,
my two skin hangs down to my three.
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin,
Oh peel back my foreskin for me!

Peel back, peel back, oh peel back my...etc, etc. smiley - tongueout

smiley - blackcat


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Post 22

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Wot, no moderation??

turvy
smiley - blackcat


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Post 23

canismajor77 a.k.a. Master of the Paisley Llama

NOTE TO EMPLOYEES:
Keep this bathroom as disgusting as possible so no one will ever ask to use it again.smiley - winkeye


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Post 24

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

smiley - laugh


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Post 25

OwlofDoom

Blimey! The most amusing graffiti I ever read (I actually got it from coolsig iirc) isn't on this wall yet...

I smiley - bleeped your mother

(and underneath, in a different handwritingsmiley - smiley

Go home Dad, you're drunk

~ Owl smiley - towel


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Post 26

Cap'n BK

My cubicle favourite: Don't beam me up yet Scotty, I'm having a cr


Graffiti

Post 27

saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin

She Loves Skenvoy


Re: Graffiti

Post 28

canismajor77 a.k.a. Master of the Paisley Llama

"Bongo is somewhat nifty."


Graffiti

Post 29

Zak T Duck

*looks at left wall*
For the rules of cubicle tennis look at the other wall
*looks at right wall*
For the rules of cubicle tennis look at the other wall
*looks at left wall*
For the rules of cubicle tennis look at the other wall
*looks at right wall*
For the rules of cubicle tennis look at the other wall
*looks at left wall*

Oh hang on...


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Post 30

Alfredo



I can't smèll anything here!
Am I in the right place?
Hope so.


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Post 31

Cupid Stunt

*examines the bottom of the cubicle door*

It says 'you are now crapping at 45 degrees'

Further up...

"My wife follows me everywhere!"
"I DO NOT!"

On the wall:"Masturbation stunts your growth!"
8 foot higher: "LIAR!!"

Back with more when I'm more awake.

(By the way: Shazz - I have reason to believe at least one of those limericks was pilfered from I'm Sorry I haven't a clue.)


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Post 32

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

I know this might be an old posting but I felt I should share this one...
It wasn't writen on a wall though...
'twas written on my friends arm:

'The pen is
mightier'

so he walked around all day with the words 'pen is' written on his arm
good reason not to let people write on your arm...
smiley - evilgrinsmiley - elf


Graffiti

Post 33

Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again.

"For a good time, don't call me. I am dull."


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Post 34

FrankD

Statement on the wall: "My mother made me a homosexual."

Response: "If I send her some yarn, will she make me one too?"





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Post 35

FrankD

"My mother made me a homosexual."

"If I send her some yarn, will she make me one too?"


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Post 36

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Don't be greedy now!?

turvy


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Post 37

Phoenix

*Phoenix stops in, stumbles into the ladies. Nearly misses whizzing on the floor, but manages to get into the stall and unzipped in time. Sighs with relief, grabs a pen from her purse, and writes:

"There once was a young man from Kent
Whose [CENSORED] was incredibly bent.
He had an odd thought
And tied it in a knot,
So instead of coming, he went."

She returns the pen to her purse, wipes, zips, flushes, then exits and washes her hands. Frwons in the mirror and walks away, having stupidly left her purse in the stall.*


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Post 38

Omega Jones

In an American cubicle:

"If you voted Bush, you can't take a dump here.
Your smiley - bleep -hole is in Washington."


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