A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets

The Public Toilets

Post 1

Ming Mang

Hey look! There's a lovely view of the sky from here!


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Post 2

Bluebottle

Really?
I was leaving the toilets to do tomorrow - I did all the others, and got a little fed up and decided to have a break. But thanks for dropping by! smiley - smiley


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Post 3

The Fish

*Desperate for the loo, he rushes up to the sign-posted "toilets" only descover there are none...*

...

*Then realises he's a Fish and doesn't need a public conveiniance after all...smiley - bigeyes*

(I wouldn't go too near the sea until the tides gone out....smiley - winkeye)

smiley - fish


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Post 4

Bluebottle

Well, we have toilets here now - so you can go in peace. smiley - smiley
We still have a sky, too. smiley - smiley


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Post 5

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Hmmm... For some reason, I always thought that the newcomers w/c was the toilet... smiley - winkeye


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Post 6

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

So this is where all the people downstairs from the cafe have been coming from! I reckoned there must be another entrance, didn't realise it was next door.

BB, I have a cleaning bot in the broom closet if you need it, and I also have a bootleg supply of goo coloured paint if the graffiti gets out of hand. The bot has a spray attachment and a cleaner's mentality, and really ENJOYS the uniform look of a fresh coat of paint, so make sure there are no patrons in the way when you set it loose!


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Post 7

Bluebottle

Thanks Asteroid Lil, I'm sure it will come in very handy. At the moment the loo here is quite quiet, but you never know what may happen with people with weak bladders...


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Post 8

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Lets keep it that way - I'm pretty sure that I'd rather *not* know... smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

Bluebottle

I think I cannot help but agree!


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Post 10

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Could anyone disagree?


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Post 11

Bluebottle

Only someone very sick and twisted. Or perhaps a girl. I'm still trying to work out why they are obsessed with going to the toilet together. The toilet of all places! Why not go outside, or the lounge or somewhere comfortable in a huge group? Why cram 27 people in the loo at the same time?


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Post 12

Bahb

*walks in and sits in the corner for awhile, getting the feel of the place*

hmm. seems a bit empty to me. i wonder if the acoustics are good?
doesn't seem to matter, because there aren't many people here to here my saxophoning atm. but that's okay, seeing as they could hear it either in the restroom of the Aroma Cafe' or Twinkie's sax sensation over on my page.

*gets up and leaves, satisfied with his blatantly obvious pushing of his new saxophone lounge thread.*


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Post 13

shazzPRME

Well, we seem to be very well provided for in the toilet department!
I take it that you want these ones kept clean of graffiti?!
shame smiley - tongueout
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

Bluebottle

Oh, I don't know Shazz - I'm sure any graffiti you do would be in the best possible taste, and extremely artistic. (?)
BTW - have you been to your House of Relaxtaion lately?


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Post 15

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Graffiti is good - so long as it is witty and/or amusing. Discuss, in no more than 3,000 words. smiley - smiley


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Post 16

shazzPRME

There's nothing to discuss really... as long as it is all done in the BEST possible taste... and doesn't distract too much from the job in hand (sic!)... then where's the harm? smiley - tongueout
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 17

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Grade: A-

Comments: An excellent essay, losing marks only for it's brevity.


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Post 18

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Grade: A-

Comments: An excellent essay, losing marks only for it's brevity. smiley - winkeye


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Post 19

The Fish

*sneaks in whilst noone's looking*

*shakes can of "Best Possible Taste" spray paint*
(Which just happens to be the same colour as the wall)
*Then writes
"I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" all over the inside of a cubilcle...*

*Sneaks back out again without anyone spotting him*

smiley - bigeyes

smiley - fish


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Post 20

shazzPRME

HAHAHAHA! Where can I get a can of *Best possible taste* spray paint?
It could be so useful! The graffiti was a little lacking in content though, but I guess we all know that you're a fish now, so it worked fairly well smiley - tongueout
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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