A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets

The Public Toilets: The Ladies

Post 1

Bluebottle

The first thing anyone notices when entering the ladies is the giant wall-sized mirror along one wall, plus the sofa where women who are in the ladies just to support their friends can go and brush up, relax and chat whilst looking at their reflections in the mirror.
The latest in germ-free handbag shelves and make-up holders has also been installed. smiley - smiley


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Post 2

Humaficsh

Could you help me over to the couch? I don't have any legs. smiley - hsif


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Post 3

Bluebottle

Certainly.
*Helps Humaficsh over to the couch, and seats him down somewhere comfortable*
How's that? Hmm.... Perhaps I should get a commode or two in here - after finding out how to spell "commode" smiley - winkeye

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Post 4

Humaficsh

Ahh, thank you. That's much better. But I believe this is a Ladies Room(?) making it inappropriate for me to be a "him", which I'm not. Did you get that? Anyway, I think there are already commodes, since I think I used one to get here. smiley - smiley


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Post 5

Bluebottle

*Yet again, Bluebottle has said "him" when he should have said "her" smiley - blue*
I apologise most sincerely for any and all confusion I inadvertantly caused. But typically, both men and women have seemed to use both toilets, normally using the excuse that the other was closed for cleaning - which it can't be as I can never get around to it...

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Post 6

Humaficsh

Humaficsh accepts Bluebottle's apologies and agrees that with many life-forms it is extremely difficult to determine gender. She also adds that the only possible way one can get around to cleaning a toilet is if they have nothing else to do. *Humaficsh ponders why there is a c in her name*


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Post 7

Bluebottle

Yes, why is there a C in your name?
smiley - hsif Is it because fish swim in the sea, and so you'd decided to put the c in the fish?smiley - fish

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Post 8

Humaficsh

By Neptune's triton, I think that's it! Maybe that's how I can breathe out of water. Thanks for clearing that up, I guess I shouldn't ditch the c after all smiley - smiley.


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Post 9

Bluebottle

I certainly wouldn't, it does, afterall, leave your name that certain uniqueness...
Admittedly it's confusing as to how to spell, but it is definately a unique, noteworthy name. smiley - winkeye

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Post 10

Humaficsh

As is yours; and I'm sorry about Mr. Secombe, although I could use some information reguarding his identity, if you don't mind. smiley - hsif


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Post 11

Bluebottle

You can find out about him here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A206399
He was one of the Goons in the Goon show, playing Neddie Seagoon. smiley - blue

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Post 12

Humaficsh

Ahhh... so THAT'S where your name came from. Muy bueno. Hmmm, I wonder if I can still move after I've been in this "comfortable spot" for two months. Maybe I just need some smiley - popcorn. YUMMY! smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Bluebottle

If you need help moving about, I can give you a lift. smiley - smiley

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Post 14

Humaficsh

Thanks, but I think I can still move. A massage would be nice, though. *Rings little bell.* Ralph, could you help me over to the massage table? God, I LOVE the Ladies Room!! smiley - winkeye


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Post 15

Bluebottle

Ralph?!?!?!? smiley - yikes

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Post 16

Humaficsh

I know; "What a weird name for a deaf and blind massuse." smiley - erm


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Post 17

Bluebottle

If he is deaf and blind, how did he know you rang a bell? smiley - winkeye

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Post 18

Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in, first visit - I think... not sure until all the conversations have been updated*


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Post 19

Bluebottle

The toilets have been around for a while, but all the old conversations have yet to return.smiley - blue
Still, welcome to the toilets. Would you like a guided tour, or some privacy?
Don't mind me, I'm just mopping the floor...

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Post 20

Titania (gone for lunch)

Oh, I'd LOVE a guided tour!smiley - smiley


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