A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets
The Public Toilets: The Ladies
Bluebottle Posted Sep 15, 2001
Really? Wow!
We'll start off with the little cupboard in which I store the mops and toilet roll, and also houses the maintenance gear. There's also the controls which allow me to flush the toilets from in here, even if someone is in the cubicle with the door locked. From here, you can see some of my favourite drains.
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 16, 2001
*looks into cupboard*
Hmmm... yes... interesting... do you use the flush often?
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 16, 2001
Only when the person on the loo forgets to use it. Or I want them to think this toilet's full of 
s. 
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 18, 2001
...You see, there's more to this tour than you expected
So, where to next?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 18, 2001
What's behind that door? *points*
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 19, 2001
That's the attendant's toilet, where I can go to the loo when I need a loo break, and have to get away from all these toilets,.
As you can see, it's quite small, what with the three bath tubs, two showers, jacuzzi, and various other bits and bobs. It's a nice place to relax...
I'm sure you don't want to go in there, though...
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 19, 2001
Well, it's a toilet....
...But then, I suppose I am giving a toilet tour...
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 6, 2001
Well... what more is there to see?
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 8, 2001
Well, there is the whole soap-making room, the roof, and even the Gents.
Plus the baby-changing room, where we change babies into cats.
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 8, 2001
*fascinated*
You make your own soap? What from? Uh - no, never mind - I don't think I really want to know...
The Public Toilets: The Ladies
Bluebottle Posted Oct 8, 2001
We make it from soap. All the bits of soap that go down the plughole unused are recycled, washed, and made into soap.
Ands our soap won't make your hands soggy like Duvv can!
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Elle, ACE, Devout Thingite, Keeper of the Secret Agent Man and the Pursuasive Lips that Steals his secrets. Posted Feb 13, 2002
This place is surpisingly hard to find. Ive been wandering around h2g2 for two weeks looking for the loo. hello all you who need a pee.
Cheers,
Elle *looking very relived*
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psycho crazy thing who guards the gatehouse of heck Posted Jun 4, 2002
when's the tour im hearing about? it sounds interesting!
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psycho crazy thing who guards the gatehouse of heck Posted Jun 4, 2002
whoops, =P i need to pay more attention... sorry, i cought the tour
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 7, 2002
Yep - is there anything else you'd like to see?
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psycho crazy thing who guards the gatehouse of heck Posted Jun 11, 2002
hmm... no, im good, *smiles* thanks though
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 20, 2002
Okay, but if you change your mind, let me know.
Feel free to use the facilities.
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