A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers

Ratbridge

Post 221

The Fish

*Scratches head....*

Goes off to talk to the monsters about their unhealthy diet.... smiley - biggrin

smiley - fish


Ratbridge

Post 222

Bluebottle

They'll eat quite well on raw meat, raw blood and spam. I wouldn't worry. smiley - winkeye

<BB<


Ratbridge

Post 223

Styx the Rat

*red eyes glow*
spam better than rat sausage.


Ratbridge

Post 224

The Fish

*agrees*

*persuades smiley - monster's to invest in dental hygiene products...*

smiley - biggrin
smiley - fish


Ratbridge

Post 225

Bluebottle

Couldn't we let the monsters live happily without consumeristic interference?


Ratbridge

Post 226

Interestman-ing happy!

Can I join your spotting team?


Ratbridge

Post 227

Bluebottle

You certainly can - it might be a very quiet team now as I think a lot of my colleagues have wandered off...

Do you have any monster spotting experience?

<BB<


Ratbridge

Post 228

Interestman-ing happy!

Not in sewers. But I did a similar thing on an island once.


Ratbridge

Post 229

Interestman-ing happy!

*walks off into sewer whistling aa monster-luring tune*


Ratbridge

Post 230

Bluebottle

So your plan is: smiley - whistlesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - monster?

<BB<


Ratbridge

Post 231

Interestman-ing happy!

Not really, but I wanted to smiley - whistle, so...


Ratbridge

Post 232

Interestman-ing happy!

*from hiding place* Do we have to kill, capture or observe the monsters? And what do I do if one attacks?


Ratbridge

Post 233

Interestman-ing happy!

*takes out smiley - spork and carefully backs off from a growling dragon*


Ratbridge

Post 234

Interestman-ing happy!

Anyone out here? Help! Help! I'm lost!


Ratbridge

Post 235

Peanut

mutters under her breath something about newbies smiley - rolleyes

Interestman stop your hollaring and put the smiley - spork away the smiley - dragon Mum doesn't like it, it frightens the babies....

Now follow me...


Ratbridge

Post 236

Interestman-ing happy!

Sorry, when I came in, everyone left and I did not now what to do.


Ratbridge

Post 237

Peanut

No need to apologise, *softens tone* it was an affectionate scolding, we all remember the first time we got stuck in a sewer with a smiley - dragonsmiley - biggrin

Right nearly there now...


Ratbridge

Post 238

Interestman-ing happy!

Where?


Ratbridge

Post 239

Peanut

Here you go I hope you like the beach

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A358797?skin=classic

*hands Interestman a mufflewhump', now don't don't let me see you down the sewers without a mufflewhump again smiley - winkeye


Ratbridge

Post 240

Interestman-ing happy!

OK, but still nobody answered my question. What are we supposed to do when we see a monster?


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