h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its better than lmaoing, I suppose...


How's that absurdly large cannon coming, guys?

Nearly done Sir!
*tweaks a few bolts*

I feel like ... ing

laugh and I hit you on the head with this wrench...

Say, Josh, how do you like flying?

don't make me drink this

*puts up to mouth in way that if they try to take shoot or otherwise get rid of it or of vaporise it that he will be forced to drink it*

*Takes out a laze-pistol and shoots Josh*

Drink up.

*drinks as he shooots and narowly avoids shot*

*Fires repeatedly at Josh*

It's set on stun! Take it like a... um... whatever you happen to be!

*dodges them all matrix style*

*throws a banana*

HAH! EAT THAT!

*trys to eat it but a monkey eats it first*

*drinks more *

*Appears out of the shadows and Rugby tackles the monkey*

*Talks into his cufflink*

Caw, caw, I've got him, caw, caw.

*Ninjas absail down and take the struggling monkey into a portal to [Dah, dah, duuummmmm!]... Planet X. You know the good planet x, not the one off Herbert Street. The one near the park where that bar used to be. It used to have tiny sausages. What was it called. Franko's? No that's near the Jeans butchers. Interesting story, one time I was in this butchers in Afghanistan and the butchers asked me if... Sorry got a bit side tracked there. Where was I... oh yah, PLANET X*

Sounds like a plan to go to planet X... Why not? Meh.

Why is it always monkeys from Planet X?

*Sighs*

I'll go get the monkey gun... again...

*Goes over to the gun closet and rummages around*

I just opened a portal to Planet X...

oh well done....
planet x with the evil monkeys....
I'm so impressed

Its where the fun's at these days

then why didn't you say so

*Cluches the monkey gun to his chest and steps into the portal*