h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Crosses legs for Lil]

[Crosses crosses for Sol]

*crosses all available limbs and digits for them as need 'em*

Got some of those new flavour crisps today and did a taste test:

The Fish and Chip was my favourite, though predominantly salt-n-vinegar (and what's wrong with that?) with a hint of batter and a smidgeon of fish.

The hoisin duck smelled right, but I found the taste just wrong in a crisp.

The Cajun Squirrel was OK, but I wouldn't go out of my way for some more.

What really shocked me was the calorie and fat content - 240 cals a bag, and over a fifth of your daily fat quota???!!!

You can get hedgehog and onion crisps at the BOF Inn. Or is it badger and onion, and hedgehog and garlic?

Cajun squirrel, Beatrice? You are taking the whatsit!

*finds some dangling modifiers and crosses them for Sol*

Woke up after 3 hours sleep. I ought to dive in to the online training material and critique it, but dangling modifiers are the least of its problem (and a considerable one of mine, it seems).

B

[LTP] (Not really laughing at bald bloke) given he arrived circa 2108, and only made one post in the entire convo..but did read a bit..stuck with three g connection which is as fast as a snail on tranquilizers, suffering from a hangover, while the server suffers from a rare form of dementia often forgetting its meant to be uploading a post..

Fingers are crossed for Sol.

All this talk of flavored prompted me to look at the ingredients on a bag of salt and cracked black pepper ones. The bad news is that seasoning contains yeast. The good news is that I saved $3.69.

Lil, glad you made it through power point hell. Believe it or not, some folks actually take notes during those things.

>>... as fast as a snail on tranquilizers, suffering from a hangover, while the server suffers from a rare form of dementia often forgetting its meant to be uploading a post.<< ltp



I'm struggling with unco-operative technology too, ltp. Frustrating, intit?

My printer is currently in a major huff and is not speaking to the pc, and my pc keeps telling me that my wireless connection is down when the wee icons in the bottom right corner are glibly telling me that I am connected and the signal is strong.
One of them is lying

I fear that a complete uninstall/reinstall of absolutely everything is required but I simply can't be ar*ed at the moment.

Just got in from the pub . Drinkin watchin James Taylor in concert on TV . Its .... life's OK today .

>> My printer is currently in a major huff and is not speaking to the pc, and my pc keeps telling me that my wireless connection is down when the wee icons in the bottom right corner are glibly telling me that I am connected and the signal is strong.
One of them is lying

Why not get a copy of "Astrology Today" and show them that Freddie is going forwards again?



I've passed on messages and good will to Ag.

B

Now how did we fix that when our computers started not talking to each other? Hmm... Seems like it was a simple fix - we just took the USB plug for the network connection from the back of the computer, and plugged it into the front. I don't know why it worked, but it did.

>> we just took the USB plug for the network connection from the back of the computer, and plugged it into the front. I don't know why it worked, but it did.

For some reason my computer prefers buggery to the missionary position. But it's the same idea.

[mr]

[MTG{KEA}LtG]

Morning all.

[GDZ]

Morning.

The sex lives of computers

If mine doesn't start behaving, a bit of mild bu**ery will be the least of its probems

I'm awake, allegedly.

Oh, Fochabers!
I've just burnt my porridge.

Mornin All

Not as cold, not as windy.

Yeuck for burnt porridge, as the tele chefs say, No, start again.

Ben, are you sure you have an appropriate relationship with your computer?