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The Celery Project
Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Lurk away! Good to see you.
However, we make no guarantees that this thread will always make sense 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 17, 2000
*removes bug due to nasty echo*
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 17, 2000
I think it is save to talk here now, guys.
So, where were we? Oh yes, we were discussing ways to let more people know how incredibly good and kind the Celery is, and what a gift for governing he has. Once they get to know how amazingly personable and capable he is, they will be sure to vote for him. After all, there are none so sincere and honest as him, nor any others with such integrity and skill. And he is also ...
*sound of tiny retching*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 17, 2000
.oO must have been something I thought of eating
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Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Possibly Falcon, in a Blue Cheese demiglaze, on a bed of Donuts?
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Mmmmm... sounds delicious!
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 17, 2000
Methinks it might be the salad in the scandals forum she is referring to. She has insinuated that she would like to eat the Celery.
So, maybe it isn't safe to talk here yet. We'll have to sing his praises elsewhere, I guess.
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Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Eat the celery...l wonder how Madams Creamcheese, Cheez-Whiz and company would feel about that?
Menage a trois indeed...or perhaps manger a trois?
Veggie dip for everyone...
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Styx the Rat Posted Jul 17, 2000
*scurries down the stairs and into the office*
*sits under the desk and eats the kibble he brought with him*
*washes hands and face*
sigh
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Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) Posted Jul 17, 2000
Hey, Styx...
*rummages in knapsack*
l have something for you.
*slips a small black leather collar under the desk. lt is Styx's size and studded with threatening-looking silver rivets*
lt has a radio-transponder in it...for your clandestine campaign scuttling.
*Styx doesn't say anything; she leaves it there for him*
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Styx the Rat Posted Jul 18, 2000
*returns, looks around*
nice collar
it's not owner buddy's, but I like the radio thing
*drags it upstairs*
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Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) Posted Jul 18, 2000
*smiles to self; decides to go visit Dolores*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 18, 2000
Amy, what kind of ant are you? Just out of curiosity. I mean, are you a worker, queen, drone, guard, or is this ant a kind of "furry" character that needs no explanation other than "ant"?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 18, 2000
There are two articles that can be accessed via my page that between them answer your questions. One is called 'I am a Pharaoh Ant" and the other is a submitted Guide Entry called "Pharaoh Ants".
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 18, 2000
Which is an excellent article. So why do I persist in thinking of you as a scout killer ant like out of that B&W movie? 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 19, 2000
I'm just misunderstood 
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- 162: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 163: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 17, 2000)
- 164: Garius Lupus (Jul 17, 2000)
- 165: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 17, 2000)
- 166: Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 167: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 168: Garius Lupus (Jul 17, 2000)
- 169: Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 170: Styx the Rat (Jul 17, 2000)
- 171: Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) (Jul 17, 2000)
- 172: Styx the Rat (Jul 18, 2000)
- 173: Odradek (she who lurks, green Lifesaver-like) (Jul 18, 2000)
- 174: Afgncaap5 (Jul 18, 2000)
- 175: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 18, 2000)
- 176: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jul 18, 2000)
- 177: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 19, 2000)
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