h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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50 Giant Monkeys in the mountains
500 monkeys typing in the typewriter room
1 thrown through the portal
1 thrown to some ravenous plants
448 unused.

All of the ones that are alive and in our dimension give Celery full support. I imagine the dead ones wish they hadn't been treated that way, and would support Celery-Webjello, but we can't be sure.

Thanks. Where are the 448 monkeys residing currently? At CLI?

I think so. And there are 50 giant-sized ones living in Moxon Wood halfway up the slopes of Mt. Sandeverest according to Pierrot's last report. I don't know whether the gnus are sentient; they arrived in a herd under the aegis of Dr. John and are grazing somewhere in the Magic Forest. Anna the Penguin was last sen following Dr. John out of the Aroma Cafe.

Shall we add internationalism to the Celery's platform?

Good idea. Maybe we call it Universality to include not only all nationalities, but different dimensions as well.

If anybody wants to know, you didn't see me.
*darts through office door into the shadows behind the counters*

Umm... *momentarily distracted by someone who evidently is not here*

Good, yes, and galaxies. Pan-culturalism, Universality. Dang! It DOES talk!

FYI,
There is now an "Information and Rules" page for the Virtual Prez site.

http://www.h2g2.com/A387308

Doesn't look like anything particularly new to us, but it does have a few more details about the procedures.

I just had a thought about the campaign. I'll be Emailing those of you whose Email Addresses I can remember.

*Motions to the post DD made*

*nods sagely*

Oh, and I'm [email protected]. Lil has already found me

**** Good News ****

I just heard back from Alien. She will personally support Celery and has pledged the support of the H2G2 Space Centre!

DO you not want my e-mail address as well.

Thanks, GL!

DD. Sure we do! Go ahead and leave it here, along with your h2g2 password.

Do you think I'd leave that e-mail address I have 6 of them on here.

Anyway, leave your address, and I'll send you the messed up information. Meanwhile, if you wish to pretend to support our candidate, we'd love to use that in our campaign.

No, no need my mole has sent me the e-mail very informative.

Ah, I see. So you know about the PDCC's involvement in all this??
& you also know about what the PDCC will do?
Erm, or did you get the plans for the giant road map?

I am not at liberty to divulge my sources at this time, nor how much I know.

Do you really think I would uncover myself here without already have a backup plan in operation.

Was that a rhetorical question?