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TimJ (ACE) Posted Mar 3, 2000
Now, Now, Why waste good meat on animals?
*Produces Blob cook book*
Lets see now.....
Ah yes, here we are, Blob sponge!
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Mar 4, 2000
* Snaps fingers. Industrial crane appears in flash of light.
Right, we'll winch the blob out and into that baking tray. Is it well greased?
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TimJ (ACE) Posted Mar 4, 2000
No, not yet 
*Attacks tray with margarine launcher*
Yes...
Do you think we should ask his permission before making a sponge from him?
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Mar 4, 2000
* laughs at idea of blob having a choice. Operates crane. subdues blob's frenzied struggles with Fallian marsh gas.
There - he's in the tray. Tim, whip up the mix!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 4, 2000
I think against that! [raises hand and the blob escapes via an apparent violation of Newton's Third Law]
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Mar 5, 2000
* hands YK large bribe to stop mucking up my evil plans, subdues the blob again with more precious marsh gas and hoists him laboriously back into the baking tray
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 5, 2000
Hmm, now I can afford a Raichu card! (I just bought a Mew one today; Raichu cards cost a surfeit of money and that is precisely the amount Jacculus gave me) Also, it's SWAMP gas, you idiot! SWAMP gas is an unfounded or half-baked idea!
[realizes that he'd telekinetically freed the blob] D'OH! Oh, well, I guess there's no use making loud noises of protest anymore. I'm a Jedi Padawan, I admit it! [removes from his backpack a lightsaber, turns it on to reveal a blue blade, and puts it back]
Hmmm .... I must learn control. [starts working on that]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 5, 2000
[Note: YK turned off the lightsaber before putting it away.]
http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/Woopie/192/lightsaber.jpg
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MaW Posted Mar 6, 2000
* A cloud of something appears in the corner and rapidly forms into MaW *
Hello everyone. I decided to come back. From the looks of things you've been having far too much fun in my absence. We'll have to see what we can do about that.
* Whips out a Balefire ter'angreal (see Wheel of Time books by Robert Jordan if unsure) *
The first person who has any more fun gets erased from the Pattern!
* Gestures threateningly with ter'angreal. *
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Anonymouse Posted Mar 6, 2000
"The Pattern" ? Are we in Amber?
'Nonnie
(Who likes Unicorns. )
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 6, 2000
[YK nervously takes a step back] Ah .. nope! I'm not having fun! Honest!
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The blob Posted Mar 6, 2000
*sticks head over Jacculus's shoulder*
I'll be lightly grilled if you don't mind
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TimJ (ACE) Posted Mar 7, 2000
Just to help with the -er- non-fun *nervous look at MaW* I'm going to add a new thread to ease the... er... happyness...
!
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The blob Posted Mar 7, 2000
*bounces round the room jibbering manically because of thought of being grilled sends blobs mad*
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Mar 8, 2000
* dives under MaW's defence and possesses his stomach
Much better than his mind!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 9, 2000
[YK whips his hand out from behind his back and arms the lightsaber in it. He then gets into an en garde position, facing Jacculus and MaW.]
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TimJ (ACE) Posted Mar 9, 2000
*Not to be out done, rushes in and joins both sides. This proves diffictult, due to the difficultys of living in two seperate pieces of body*
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Anonymouse Posted Mar 9, 2000
*wanders over to have a looksee*
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=31941&thread=42276 is it?
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- 146: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 4, 2000)
- 147: Jacculus of Rome (Mar 5, 2000)
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