h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*All ya' need is sponge*
*Yat ta da da daa *
*All ya' need is sponge*
*Yat ta da da daa*
*All ya' need is sponge, sponge*
*Sponge is all ya' really need!*

NM

NM, you're really living up to your ... er ... "given nickname."

Not a Beatles fan, eh!

NM

Nothing strange about sponge oreintated songs

You look like the sort of people who would cook at my catering comany http://www.h2g2.com/A264133

"All I want is sponge....."

(Its a pretty obnoxious song without the sponge, but I like my version )

Beats "Yellow Submaspounge"!LOL

NM

Sponges to the left of me
Sponges to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with jam




'Nonnie

Or....*Lucy in the sky with Sponges*!

NM

Ew. *giggle*

*groans in agony on the floor clutching groin before realising blobs don't feel pain*

Looks like I was wrong about that tape.

*madly tapes up jacculus's brick and the rest of the room including the people in the room*

Er whoops..... Sorry about the tape guys

Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck!

* Slowly and stickily removes tape before hurling it at the Blob.

Song suggestion:Another one bites the Sponge??

*Brick fades into invisibility.

Now guess where I am,Blob!!

Right ... THERE! [points in a random direction that isn't the right one]

*Grins knowingly as he knows the only place in his house where an invisible brick can hide (There is 'invisible' sensors on the wall, pat of the burglar alarm. They blink if something invisible is moving*

*scampers in door and bumps into something* What the --! *tried again, boom* *moves paws around in front of her, trying to get out of what suddenly seems like a mime's glass box*

Why, Nonny! I didn't know you were an expert mime!

*You don't know what*
*We can find*
*Why don't you tell your dreams to me*
Doncha' know the Sponge will set you free!*
NM

Spongelyness is tastyness and tastyness is yummyness and yummyness is godlyness and god likes sponges,
Just
Like
Me

God likes you!? Then you might be the first being ever to survive looking upon the face of the Lord!

No, seriously, I believe in the Force, which is the same as God, only I don't see it as a life form whose pronouns are capitalized.

Me, I dont actually believe in a god, but if anybody was able to show me some evidence then I would consider changing it

The Force? as in starwars? I'd say I probably believe in People, I would say you could do stuff if you believe in yourself, only not stop bullets and things !

Oh, and I believe in being happy as much as possible!