h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Interesting. Did you know that you omitted the L in "Humble"?

[Speaks from position known only to himself and,apparently,Tim]

and the 'L' in 'Welcome',while you're at it...
This invisibility business isn't all it's cracked up to be you know. You keep wondering whether you've got visible again and look around for bits of yourself before realising that you can't see yourself either.

WOW,look! A fish just swam past! Strange air you have here,Tim!

Catch it,quick!


^

Thanks!

There are probably lots of errors in the rest of my pages,PLEASE do tell me about them! (No sarcasm there, I'm serious) I'm not the best at typing

*Grabs fishing rod out of thin air, and throws it to Jacculus, acidentaly revealing his position to all.*

Damn! Quick, you can still hide!

Hmmm ... if I use my Silph scope, I can probably pinpoint him ... [fiddles with a strage binocular-type thing] AUUGH! A GHOST!

*falls kerplunk as strange glass box scurries off to another position*

Oh, wait ... it was just a Gastly. Go! Zippy! [unhooks a Poké Ball from his belt and opens it, unleashing a Surfing Raichu (which is just a Raichu who knows Surf).

*Let's go surfin', surfin' safari*
*Catch a wave and you're sittin' on top of the world!*

NM

*Looks Confused*

That a reference to pokemon?

I dont know much bout that

Come on a safari with meeeeeeee

Pokemon? Uhm.. I dun think so.

'Nonnie

Erm, erm [hurriedly flips through the Yellow version of the Pokémon Trainer's Guide] ... do electric types affect Ghost types? Will water? Oh ... not very effective on both counts. Damn! Oh, just use Thunder!

[very big electric discharge]

Does the name "Beach Boys" ring a bell?......Absolutely NOTHING to do with Pokemon, except the surfing part!

NM

[rings a bell; then, singing in Jar Jar's voice,] We-sa goen surfen: Surfin' USA!

* Scurries round in considerable confusion, still clutching fishing rod. Gathers sufficient wit to render it invisible as well.

Ha! NOW I'll catch that fish!

* swings rod with perfect technique, misses fish entirely and line snags round [TimJ, please suggest suitably snaggy bit of furniture].

Damn!

* Grabs bow and arrow, shoots at fish but is distracted by fishing rod which appears to be trying to get away. Drops it, and it runs away and is elected to high political office

Ahh, those invisible fishing rods. They'll get you every time.

*in a mad attempt to get jacculus runs around madly screaming*

WAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*slams into jacculus*

got you!

*starts attacking jacculus with a small serviette*

take that and that and oh bugger!

Oh, a wise guy, eh? [starts firing away with his blaster] Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck! [Everything the bolts hit soon return to their undamadged selves, on the it is an SD blaster. See the Starship Titanic book for more details on that.

Wow! Someone else who's read the Starship Titanic book!

* Tosses the blob lightly through the wall, quickly bricks in the hole again and plasters it all up nicely before zipping out to buy some replacement wallpaper.

*Whips out own SD blaster and shoots unidentified particle of air, which explodes dramatically all over the place.

Heheheh

Ain't SD blasters fun? [shoots himself, explodes, and reappears]

*Runs into cupboard and grabs invisiblity cream*

Runs back outside, pausing only to apply cream, deftly picking up an invisilbe SD baster on the way*

Thought I'd join you Jacculus...

¿Que pasa? (Sorry, I needed an excuse to use a ¿ here.)