h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Make your self at home in my house, here take a chair.

Like some coffee?

Coffee counds great. Milk and fourteen sugars please

*peaks around the door*
mind if i sit for a spell?? i've been wandering around all evening and my poor feet are killing me
monsy

::A lizard scampers in and pearches on the table:: Hello

~Liz

-Arrives in room with tray with coffees teas and douhnuts-

Hi everyone, make youself at home
MaW, heres your coffee. monsy, Lizard care for a drink?

Why not come into my lounge and put your feet up!

::Lizard puts scaly feet up in lounge:: A drink would be nicessssss, yessss. Thank you.

~Liz

ahhh yes i think that would be just lovely
i have some brownies with carmel drizzled over them from the church if you would care for any
*finds a comphy spot to rest her tired body and begins to sip on her drink*
monsy

Sorry I'm a bit late, it's slow going when you're a mattress.
Got any of that tasty lifesaving jam sponge?

My, what a lovely home you have here, TimJ. Thanks for the invitation! I would love a piping hot cup of Earl Grey, please. Splash of cream, two sugars.

*pokes head up out of monsy's pocka* Did someone mention caffeine? ... And, uhm.. *twitches whiskers* choccy?

I think we're going to need another Jam Sponge. I'll have to pop home and get one.
Hang on a sec.

-Bustles into room holding all said drinks and two jam sponges-

The caremel brownies would be great monsy,thanks!

-settles down into easy chair and begins to make conversation with all his guests, while handing out comfy slippers courtesy of the house-

What a thoughtful host! Thank you for the slippers, TimJ! And such delicious tea! *Yum*

*munch*
This jam sponge really is good.
*prolonged munching*

Thanks!

There isa more food in the kitchen, help yourself!

Now, what can I do for you all?

*nibbles on crumblies*

*Admires the comfy slippers, then puts them on*
Mmm... just my size.
Excuse me if I take a whole sponge to myself.

* Falls through ceiling and apologises for the mess

Any more jam sponge going?

Roman senators need their glucose input...
all that physical battling an' stuff y'know

Oh, I sympathise completely. It must be a great strain. Have some jam sponge.

*proffers aforementioned sponge*

Pardon my ignorance, but I was curious... Is a 'jam sponge' similar to what we call a jelly-roll? A bit of jam or jelly rolled in a sponge-cake like thing?