h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He attacked us first!



He also likes to attempt to offend

Anyway, back to the festivitys of Jam Sponge eating

*wakes up and realises that the floor is not good to sleep on*

I resent that Tim. I did not attack first, you just did not see the first attack against me.

*eats some sponge*

and also I do not like to attempt to offend, I like offending when it works.

Have you got any beer around here? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Beer

*Returns with Bugblatter beast steak tucked under arm, stands under newly repaired roof and falls up through it back to Roman Britain, thus creating a new hole to keep the roof repair men in business.

Bye Tim, thanks for the cake!!

Sorry blob - Its just that you told psr not to listen to me - no harm ment

(Still friends?)

Please direct me to the first attack, so that I may make amends!

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Bye Jacculus!

Hope the Romans like the Bugblatter Beast!

Unless, of course, you happen to have a plow, a disc, and a cultivator.


'Nonnie (or sharp fangs )

Still friends Tim. I was just trying to get psr confused. He does have very few braincells and giving him contrasting information might have pushed him over the edge of sanity.

* Roman minion appears through door and installs small charmed brick in wall so that jacculus can still see,hear,and respond if extremely necessary without the annoyingness of physical presence.

* Brick sucks up second beast steak from bbq outside and transports it back in to the mists of ancient time...

*Looks at the addition to masonry, and is pleased*

*Grins at all, and wonders through into kitchen to get sponge ingredients*

*follows, hoping for crumbs*

*puts tape over jacculus's brick*

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
hey jacculus was asking for it.
anyone got some fish?

*has second thoughts about tape on jacculus's brick and removes it*

*pulls brick out of wall and installs it next to the jam sponge table where any stray jam sponge will fall into it*

I just try to do my best for other people

*Begins to knock up sponge ingredients, and asks anonymouse if she wants the spoon to lick*

*Makes for the back door, to reach the sponge barbeque*

*pours lots of water on jacculus's brick in an attempt to make jacculus wet*

[YK falls through the ceiling. (Yes, Mr. Director, you did read that right: he fell through the ceiling and added a fortune to the budget.) He gets up and dusts himself off.]

Did I miss anything?

[Voice comes from small,damp block of masonry]

Hey,YK, thats *MY* entry!! But it was very nicely done I must say...

* Brick levitates from table and rams into the Blob's groin in remonstration for tape and moisture...

WHAT'S your entry? [fingers the blaster at his belt]

Hey!

We'll have lots of that here! (the violence I mean)

*nods, hops up and licks happily*

*begins humming, thinking the words since tongue is too busy licking to sing*

A little bit of sponge
Will wash away
The violence from my ears

Erm falling through the ceiling...

*Brick reinstalls itself in the wall taking another chunk of sponge with it.

[reholsters the blaster, which he had drawn] Oh. Sorry. Didn't see that.