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Chrome101 Posted Apr 22, 2000
*Hurriedly hitches up his towel and produces some tea bags*
Anyone for tea?
*Hurries indoors to make tea*
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Chrome101 Posted Apr 22, 2000
*Returns with several steaming mugs of tea, laden with sugar*
You see, Mr. T. is simply a figment of our collective imagination. He only exists if you want him to.
*A trenchcoat of voluminous proprtions appears, as if from nowhere, and wraps itself around him*
Ah, my faithful trenchcoat. Where have you been?
*He feeds it half the mug of tea, and it starts to get "hyper" off the massive amounts of sugar*
Woah, down boy!
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TimJ (ACE) Posted Apr 23, 2000
What colour is the trenchcoat?
(you can tell a lot about a person by the colour of their trenchcoat... )
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Chrome101 Posted Apr 27, 2000
Usually it's black, because it listens to Radiohead a lot.
However, today it's decked out in fetching shades of lilac and bright green.
*reaches into the trenchcoat's voluminious depths. withdraws some stolen mustard sachets.*
Would you like some mustard from my condiment pocket? i'm
afraid i don't much care for mustard.
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Jacculus of Rome Posted Apr 29, 2000
No, I don't like mustard much either.
* Reaches behind TimJ's ear and retrieves ten doughnuts and a small hare.Stares at the hare in confusion.
Hmmm. they must be running early today.
* Offers doughnuts round *
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Chrome101 Posted Apr 29, 2000
*takes several, feeds one to towel*
Is there naything left on the barbecue?
*Wanders over to take a look*
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Jacculus of Rome Posted May 1, 2000
* Pulls staff from under cloak and waves it in the direction of the barbeque, which flares up, singeing Chrome101's fringe. Bows courteously.
Allow me to present my pet steak.
* Waves hand at patch of thin air near to ground.
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Chrome101 Posted May 5, 2000
*Delerious with hunger, he dives towards it*
WOW!
*Eats it,. Suddenly realises he has eaten thin ear. Burps*
Where is it?
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Jacculus of Rome Posted May 5, 2000
HERE!!!
* Waves hand at patch of (apparent) air, which has now moved to another position.
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Chrome101 Posted May 5, 2000
Aarrgh!
*Suddenly realises he is a fool, in a fool's game, and other cliches to do with fools*
Indeed, I am a fool to be pitied!
*Enraged by starvation, picks up Jacculus and flings him onto the barbecue*
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Jacculus of Rome Posted May 6, 2000
* sizzles gently
ahhhhhhh....nice.
puts on shades and leans back...
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Chrome101 Posted May 6, 2000
*Covers Jacculus in BBQ sauce*
Yeah baby! I'm gonna enjoy this
*Lip-synchs badly to Bruce Springsteen songs on his Sony Discman(TM)*
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Jacculus of Rome Posted May 16, 2000
* Produces big knife and delves into own abdomen. Feels experimentally inside.
Hey! What's this?
* Pulls out stomach and proceeds to eat it. Only when it's half way down the oesophagus,realises there's something wrong here...
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Chrome101 Posted May 16, 2000
I'm not sure everyone in this thread realises that I'm Jim from RL. TimJ might not remember me, but Jacculus surely must...
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Jacculus of Rome Posted May 20, 2000
Hmm interesting new name Chrome101!!!
Yes I do remember you.
*scratches head*
Here,have a grape
*proffers aforementioned fruiting body*
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- 101: TimJ (ACE) (Apr 22, 2000)
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- 103: Chrome101 (Apr 22, 2000)
- 104: TimJ (ACE) (Apr 23, 2000)
- 105: Chrome101 (Apr 27, 2000)
- 106: Jacculus of Rome (Apr 29, 2000)
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- 108: Jacculus of Rome (May 1, 2000)
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