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TheHHHManagement Started conversation Mar 18, 2004
Welcome to The Swell restaurant!
A selection from our menu...
~Starters
Soup de Mayonaise
and
Salad de Bark
~Main course
Le Chicken
and
Globefish a Kamikazu
~Dessert
Springrolles filled with Crushed Chips
and
Ice Cream from Sour Jelly Beans
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 18, 2004
New chef Reddyfreddy is taking over, and presents his first menu:
Soups
Leek, potato and Stilton soup
Butternut squash and bacon soup
Starters
Prawn cocktail
Seared scallops with ginger and anisette
Fish
Herb-crusted cod, served with spinach and crushed new potatoes
Oven-baked salmon with ginger, garlic, spring onion and soy sauce; served with baby new potatoes and green salad
Meat
Thai-spiced chicken breast, with caesar salad and chunky fries
Steak au poivre, served with green salad and steak chips
Spicy meatballs and spaghetti
Vegetarian option
Here's some day-old vegetables I can't be bothered to do anything with
Desserts
Bounty ice cream
Banana and caramel ice cream
Black cherry and liqueur ice cream
Cheese platter
Coffee
Price (inclusive of this*) 
* Inclusive of *that*, you idiot!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 19, 2004
I'll have the stilton and whatnot soup please.
The tai chicken, and the cod,
and Hmm, I'll decide on dessert later, but could I have a helping of those vegies to go with my main course, they look, 
interesting 
oh, and a bottle of the Riocca if I may
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
Hmmm, interesting choices. I haven't been over to the bar yet, so I don't know whether we have a decent wine cellar. Certainly an area for development.
The veggies definitely need to be improved on.
RF
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Methos (one half of the HHH Management) Posted Mar 19, 2004
*curses in Japanese*
What about the globefish, Mr. Kamikazu?
But of course, we still have the Globefish on our menu!
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
Globefish is still available for the suicidally-minded. You have to ask for it specifically, it's not on the menu.
RF
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
OK, I've updated the menu with a slightly more appetising vegetarian section...
Soups
Leek, potato and Stilton soup
Butternut squash and bacon soup
Starters
Prawn cocktail
Seared scallops with ginger and anisette
Fish
Herb-crusted cod, served with spinach and crushed new potatoes
Oven-baked salmon with ginger, garlic, spring onion and soy sauce; served with baby new potatoes and green salad
Meat
Thai-spiced chicken breast, with caesar salad and chunky fries
Steak au poivre, served with green salad and steak chips
Spicy meatballs and spaghetti
Vegetarian option
Chargrilled asparagus, peppers, courgettes and red onion with balsamic dressing
Caramelised onion tart served with goat's cheese and sun-dried tomatoes
Salads
Caesar salad
Three tomato salad with goats cheese and mint
Green salad
Desserts
Bounty ice cream
Banana and caramel ice cream
Black cherry and liqueur ice cream
Tiramisu ice cream
Cheese platter
Coffee
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
Evening all! Table for two, please.
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
Hello, fords and EV. I'm the chef. We don't appear to have invested in any waiting staff as yet, let alone a maitre d'. I'll be taking this up with the management.
During the meanwhile, please seat yourselves at this table. I'd offer you a drink, but we don't appear to have a barman. Or a wine list. I think this hotel opened too quickly.
What would you like to drink?
RF
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 19, 2004
I'll have un boite de vin blanc, please 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
No waiting staff? Not a problem, we're doing all the waiting ourselves...
Drink? A bottle of your finest 
I think. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
Oh, and a bottle of vin ordinaire.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
Only joking. Any chance of seeing a menu?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
*looks up*
Well, that's a stupid place to put it. I'll have the prawn cocktail and the oven-baked salmon.
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- 1: TheHHHManagement (Mar 18, 2004)
- 2: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 18, 2004)
- 3: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 19, 2004)
- 4: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 5: Methos (one half of the HHH Management) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 6: Baconlefeets (Mar 19, 2004)
- 7: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 8: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 9: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 19, 2004)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 11: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 12: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 19, 2004)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 15: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 19, 2004)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 17: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 19, 2004)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 19: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 19, 2004)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
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