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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 22, 2004
Yes ma'am, coming right up! *polite waitress smile to cover up for the fact she's not sure if there's any pudding at all*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 22, 2004
*returns from the kitchen looking slightly puzzled*
Well, we don't have a chef at the moment, but I found some pudding in the fridge... will that be alright ma'am?
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 22, 2004
At the moment, we have the following home-made ice-creams available for dessert:
Banana and caramel
Black cherry and liqueur
Bounty (coconut, chocolate and white rum)
We also have a selection of cheeses.
It's all there on the menu...
RF
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 22, 2004
Alright ma'am. *scribbles this down in her notepad*
*goes to the kitctchen and returns with the ice creams and the cheese*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 22, 2004
*realises she's got the wrong door again, gets out of the kitctchen and brings the desserts from the kitchen*
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 22, 2004
Yummy yummy yummy!
*tucks napkin into top, plonks face into bowl and starts munching merrily away*
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 22, 2004
I'm sorry freddy, but we needed someone to cover for you while you left us on saturday. The mega donkey was quite tasty though
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 22, 2004
yeah, but if you hire an agency chef they should just follow the menu as given, not totally rewrite the menu.
You ate *donkey*?
RF
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 22, 2004
But this was a top agency chef
Not just donkey, a mega donkey!
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 22, 2004
It's still donkey, Footbacon, just genetically modified. 
You must have more faith in your . I use only the highest quality, natural, free-range products in my menu.
RF
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 22, 2004
That's "naturally ripened" to you!
Anyway, I've updated the menu since then.
RF
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 22, 2004
(Sorry boss, but you'll have to do without a waitress tonight, I'm going out in a few minutes and I don't know what time I'll be back... 
Please don't fire me, I need the money!)
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