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Watermusic Posted Mar 22, 2004
* Stumbles across room to table by window, laid for eight.
* Sits down and shoves case under chair. Looks around. Takes book out from somewhat capacious handbag and settles down to read.
I bet I will get chapter one out of the way, before the waiter turns up!
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 22, 2004
i can be your waitress for 2 minutes, so can i take your order?
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Watermusic Posted Mar 22, 2004
Two helpings of the Leek and Stilton Soup please.
Do you have any cover - bread, butter, olives, pickled carrots, goats cheese, sardine pate, garlic sausage?
Oh, and a bottle of sparkling mineral water.Do you have Perrier?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 22, 2004
*suddenly shouts" Don-KEH! 
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Watermusic Posted Mar 22, 2004
Oh - hello
Not much service round here is there. I ordered an hour ago and don't know if I am being served or not.
I heard about the donkey. I hope they've got plenty left.
I could eat a horse after all this appetite suppression!!
As long as I don't have to cook it!
Do you like yours rare and kicking? I prefer it medium to hee-haw.
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Izzybelle Posted Apr 7, 2004
*walks in to the totally empty restaurant. Shouts* HELLO! IM HUNGRY!!!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 7, 2004
*joins in with the shouting!
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Apr 7, 2004
No-one comes in for 2 weeks and you want to be fed *immediately?*
RF
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Izzybelle Posted Apr 7, 2004
I´ve been searching the kitchen for staff, nobody there. I´m starving!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 7, 2004
Oh Mi! Is that 
the ? I'm not sure if I want to eat here now 
I demand food whenever I like! I'm 'the customer' 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Apr 7, 2004
Same as it ever is, Izzybelle. Click on menu at the top.
2legs, behave yourself or I'll make you do the washing up!
RF
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 7, 2004
*gets out her notepad*
So, what would you like to order?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 7, 2004
Hmm, I think the Leek, potato and Stilton soup, please, and a rare steak, with the cheese to finish off 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 7, 2004
I'll have everything
Hello 2legs! Fancy sharing a table? 
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Izzybelle Posted Apr 7, 2004
Oh...sorry, sir. I´ll have the thai chicken, please and a good bottle of wine... and some cheese after that... and some company if that is possible. Are you hungry yourself? Like to join me?
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Apr 7, 2004
Erm, Fords, some of my fantabulous concoctions contain meat, yer know?
RF
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 7, 2004
So, who exactly is sitting where? Are you all at the same table?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 7, 2004
Just gimme the veggie options then
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- 121: Baconlefeets (Mar 22, 2004)
- 122: Watermusic (Mar 22, 2004)
- 123: Baconlefeets (Mar 22, 2004)
- 124: Watermusic (Mar 22, 2004)
- 125: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 22, 2004)
- 126: Watermusic (Mar 22, 2004)
- 127: Izzybelle (Apr 7, 2004)
- 128: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 7, 2004)
- 129: A Super Furry Animal (Apr 7, 2004)
- 130: Izzybelle (Apr 7, 2004)
- 131: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 7, 2004)
- 132: Izzybelle (Apr 7, 2004)
- 133: A Super Furry Animal (Apr 7, 2004)
- 134: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Apr 7, 2004)
- 135: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 7, 2004)
- 136: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Apr 7, 2004)
- 137: Izzybelle (Apr 7, 2004)
- 138: A Super Furry Animal (Apr 7, 2004)
- 139: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Apr 7, 2004)
- 140: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Apr 7, 2004)
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