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TheHHHManagement Started conversation Mar 13, 2004
Ever wondered if it's true that you will find your way out of a labyrinth by always turning right? - Find out for yourself!
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Vestboy Posted Apr 15, 2004
Labyrinth? That sounds a bit posh to me. Reminds me of tales of ancient Greece and heroes and beasts.
*Faint noise of mad bull-like animal in the distance*
And that thingy that was half man half bull. Whajamacallit the mini moke? Mini moke - now I haven't seen one of those for many a year. They were always using them in It's a Knockout! Ho-ho... there's a programme. That was when telly _was_ funny.
*wanders off down a passage and turns left.*
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Baconlefeets Posted Apr 18, 2004
I watched this thing on telly the other night, chinese people in theis takeshi castle or something, getting thrown ito water
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Vestboy Posted Apr 18, 2004
*Turns round nervously*
Who said that? I can hear laughter.
What Chinese people?
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Vestboy Posted Apr 19, 2004
*Stands up in water which comes to his ankles and looks at picture through waterlogged eyes*
You've saved my life beautiful stranger. Who are you? What are you doing here at such an opportune moment?
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Vestboy Posted Apr 19, 2004
*Alone again he proceeds into the murky depths of the labyrinth*
Drat, I've trodden in some BS. No, I'm telling the truth. Well I half am.
*Dips finger in and sniffs*
Well it's sort of half bull and half human.
*wipes finger on vest*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 19, 2004
*Looks over the top of the hedge*
Hello Brother Dearest...
Are you lost?
I could help you out, but that is against the rules 
Besides you left all alone in your living room toasting bread and you didn't even say goodbye!!
Cheerio!!
*Gets down off hidden ladder*
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Vestboy Posted Apr 19, 2004
Voices, more voices! Offers of help then disappeaance. I could go mad in here all alone... all alone except for that pretty massive half bull half WWF champeen over there.
*Wanders over to minotaur and pokes him in the eye*
Do you know you've been pooing in the Labyrinth and not cleaning up after yourself. Don't try to deny it I've got proof.
*Scratches minotaur poo stain on vest*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 19, 2004
Vestie?
Vestie? *worried look has taken the laughter from her eyes*
I'm up here look!! Are you alright?
Vestie have you been drinking? 
Answer me!!
*Whoever left him in there will have a lot to answer for*
*chunners and mutters until she gets into the middle of the labyrinth*
Vestie..it's me lil...come on darling lets get you out of here 
*Holding his hand lil leads the way out*
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- 1: TheHHHManagement (Mar 13, 2004)
- 2: Vestboy (Apr 15, 2004)
- 3: Baconlefeets (Apr 18, 2004)
- 4: Vestboy (Apr 18, 2004)
- 5: Baconlefeets (Apr 18, 2004)
- 6: Vestboy (Apr 19, 2004)
- 7: Baconlefeets (Apr 19, 2004)
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