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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
Hello again folks...
So, that's a bottle of 
, a bottle of vin ordinaire - is that red or white?
I'm afraid we don't serve wine by the box, madam. Would you like to choose something from the non-existent wine list? You name it, and our internet waiters will go fetch it from wherever it's made.
RF
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
The vin ordinaire - do you have rosé? 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
Can you be more specific please, ma'am? Would you like the soup to start?
RF
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
I'd like the soup to just sit there on the plate and let me eat it. 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
Of *course* we have vin ordinaire rose...A fruity rose d'Anjou. (Uncorks bottle.) Would you care to taste?
RF
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
Clicking your fingers like that is a sure way for me to ignore you.
So, let me check...for madam, leek, potato and Stilton soup to start, followed by the chargrilled vegetables *and* the onion tart?
For sir, prawn cocktail to start, followed by the salmon.
And the rose d'Anjou, already tasted and supplied.
RF
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
*tastes* *swirls* *spits* That's fine. 
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Beatrice Posted Mar 19, 2004
*stands up, takes off top and bra to attract Freddy's attention*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
*stares intently at fords* 
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
I mean, jolly good, sir.
Right, now where's that incredibly rude woman who clicked her fingers at me? Bet she's a stage manager, or summat.
RF
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
Ah, there you are. Are those real? I'll just check.
OK, good. Please re-dress now, madam.
Right, madam, please take a seat. Oh, you have. What can I get you to drink?
RF
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 19, 2004
What you staring at? Did I spill soup down my front? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
No, no, nothing, it's okay...
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Beatrice Posted Mar 19, 2004
Thank you, my good man.
You are a good man, are you not? They do say they're hard to find. Or possibly vice versa....
Anyway, could you possibly mix me a Cosmopolitan while I'm perusing?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 20, 2004
Mmm, this vin ordinaire is really quite unspectacular. Very well done indeed.
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- 21: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 22: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 19, 2004)
- 23: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 24: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 25: Beatrice (Mar 19, 2004)
- 26: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 27: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 28: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 29: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 30: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 31: Beatrice (Mar 19, 2004)
- 32: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 19, 2004)
- 33: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 34: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 35: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 36: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 19, 2004)
- 37: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 38: Beatrice (Mar 19, 2004)
- 39: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 20, 2004)
- 40: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Mar 20, 2004)
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