h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, start a thread if that's the done thing.

I just want somewhere to retreat to when the teeth and polar bears become too much.

I can pay now, or when I check out?

Thanks,

Looking forward to slumping onto a freshly laundered bed!

I don't think we have a written policy on when to pay, so, just pay when it suits you.

Thanks,

er, How do I get to my room?

(I am fairly ignorant about the internet)

I have set up the room for you at this thread: F1767053?thread=421751.
In future, you can reach it by using elevator 4 on B Deck.

Just had to dash back down here to say thankyou!

What a wonderful room, I especially like the bathroom fittings - I didn't know you could get baths that big!

*wanders in to the lobby wearing the full military dress of the legions of hell two ushers in tow carrying large military issue kit bags*

*walks up to reception*

I would like the best room in the house please..

*slaps down a platinum card*

Money is no option...

*runs over from the bar, as once again no other staff is about*

Right sir, that'd be one of the presidential suites on the top floor.

*takes platinum card and passes it through one of those credit-card-thingies*

Very well then sir, you can start a thread for your room if you want to, though not all guests do it. I assume you wouldn't need help with your luggage.

No thank you I have my own help.....

*points to two demonic ushers dressed in bell boy uniforms carring Lucifer's bags*

So what amineties does this hotel provide....

Ah well sir, there's all sorts of stuff... you can look at the links at the top of the page *points to links*, see what you like.

And do stop by the bar sometime, I think that's where you'd find most people.

*dashes in*

I missed my two first customers

Surprises Luth with a

Is that OK?

It's been a bit
here of late.

I can offer the solitude of my room?

And

*sniff* Call me Ena, please *sniff*

I just started work here as a receptionist and I missed...*sniff*...my first two customers...

They're going to fire me...

Ena, Ena,

That's what it's all about.

If you'd been there for the customers you would have been taken for granted!

Reading:http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1400034779/ref=sib_dp_pt/002-2447706-8705624#reader-link

(if that link works I'll be amazed!)

But I ed up...

Oh, really, don't get upset about it. There must be dozens of people on the payroll by now ... all right, well there's at least ten that I know of ... and with the exception of Lady Pennywhistle, none of them does what they're supposed to.

I mean, look at me - am I currently entertaining customers in the bar? No I am not. Am I even holding a musical instrument? *Looks down to check* Well, there's the kazoo, I suppose *pats pocket* But basically, no, I'm loafing, I'm swanning around like Lord Muck.

*Swans around like Lord Muck*

So - relax. We watch out for each other here

Couldn't have put it better.

Lounges back against an accacia tree.....

Oh, you really needn't worry luv, you should've seen my first night at the bar... one customer passed out on me and another hogged the beer taps, I had absolutely no control over the place!

And very few people get round to paying.
*points*
Especially them!

*Looks round* Who?

They've gone now but there was a big bunch of them.