h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I suppose so ...

I mean if you really want to

This is some sort of fetish is it..

I will warn you though he does tend to get a bit hot under that sheepskin coat and pimp hat so he may be a bit ripe..

And he may charge you for it...
You don't get anything of Gimp for free....

The riper the better.
*Picks up imp and rubs him on the vest*
Throws 4 s into his hand

*walks sadly back into reception*

*looks at Ena*

You do know I have been waiting almost 24 hours for you to return....

*Sees Ena is sad*
Listen Ena, let's do lunch or something. I can introduce you to loads of really nice people or otherwise I'll make you laugh. Is it a deal?

Sorry lucifer I didn't mean to keep you waiting...

....Vestie, do you mean it? I'd love to have lunch with you sometime

Do not Ena..

I am not that ...

Who has upset you...
Would you like me to deal with them for you...

I was only upset as I thought....never mind, I'm ok now

*Picks up phone and dials the restaurant.*
Hello, could I book a table for two please. Yes, that's right, for lunch. Could we have the corner table in the secluded part of the restaurant? And could you put some roses on the table? Thank you.

We can go whenever you wish Ena, how long do you have for lunch?

*A mysterious robed figure enters the reception. He pulls a brochure of the hotel from one of the racks on the desk and studies it closely. Replacing the brochure, he concentrates intently. A humming sound escalates and then ends suddenly, and a computer terminal pops into existence on the reception desk. Up in Baryonic Being's room, his laptop boots up and automatically logs onto the now existing hotel network via a transmitter installed in his room. The same thing happens to the reception computer and a laptop in the tool room. Having logged on to the network and authenticated themselves so they can be used on the network freely, all three machines log off and shut down. The robed figure turns, revealing a duck emblem surrounded by cryptic symbols on the back of his cloak. He glances around once, and strides out.*

That was cool, duck. Ah, that's why... T-shirt... emblem... I seeeee!

*walks in and glances at the shining new computer on the desk *
Ah, I see Duck has been here, good. Hi Vestie, how are you doing?

I'm doing absolutely simultaneously thank you. How are you?

Quite contented. You haven't seen any computers sticking halfway out of walls, have you? Duck sort of has a history of accidently doing things like that . By the way, where else do you think we need internet access in the hotel?

Labyrinth, swimming pool and the beach.
You can't have too much internet access I always say.
Oh and by the way have you got anything for cleaning up panda poo? The Bar has had a bit of an infestation and I've got as much on my vest as I need but there's still plenty lying around.

Lets see, *Digs through weird satchel which has been converted for carrying tools and takes out pink oblong bottle* Here we go, a bottle of Mrs. Chikin's cleanser and odor neutralizer. You can use it right now or I'll come by after I finish working on F.B.'s cupboard.

I can go to lunch whenever you like

We'd better go now then before my reservation runs out.
*Looks at wrist but realises he disposed of time piece in the HAZAA office.*
Who cares what the time is, let's eat. May I take your arm, Ena?






*Put's Ena's AK47 in storage behind desk*

*takes Vestie's arm and they walk out of reception to the restaurant*

*What appears to be a very large, sleek, dark gray, house cat walks into the reception and looks around for someone. Finding no one, it jumps up on the desk and lays down as if waiting for someone to ask a question.*