A Conversation for The Hitchhikers Hotel
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ShadeTheif Posted Jun 23, 2004
Hi, yes we do have very cheap rooms. However, I am only the repairman and have no idea where the room keys are, but by the time you see this, probably either Footbacon (the manager) or Ena (our receptionist) will have noticed you and given you a room.
But if they don't show up then stop bye the bar (see link at the top of this page) and I'm sure Trin or Vestie will know what to.... 
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Baconlefeets Posted Jun 23, 2004
Welcome to the HHH Traveller, thanks Shade
So, you'd like a room? Any preference over our list on the main page?
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Luthiena Posted Jun 24, 2004
*a quiet voice calls out that the receptionist is on the beach if that helps*
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Vestboy Posted Jun 24, 2004
*proudly shows badge with the words 'Soical Secterarty' clearly printed on it. I'm the social secretary so if you would like to take part in any of our fun activities just speak to me or even just get stuck in.
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[A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} Posted Jun 24, 2004
are there any rooms for 
? 
hang on *checks his wallet*
Oh no wait I have more, is there a room with a hideous view I can complain about?
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Vestboy Posted Jun 24, 2004
Checks catalogue as printed in the Very Rough Guide
Repulsive view... Ridiculous View... Horrendous view... Sea View, oh no, sorry, that's been taken... or Narrow view, you could have that one.
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[A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} Posted Jun 24, 2004
oh how about view of a nasty brick wall? thatd be good
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Vestboy Posted Jun 24, 2004
Checks catalogue. Is that with or without a birdseye view of the partially mended Gent's toilet door?
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[A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} Posted Jun 24, 2004
Well with would be nice, but I can live without, I'll just plant some fire ants onto the wall instead
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Vestboy Posted Jun 25, 2004
Well I'm not the receptionist so I can't actually allocate rooms. If you would like to wait here I'm sure she'll be along within a day or so.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Jun 25, 2004
hi! i'd like a room please. not too expensive though... what method of payment do you accept?
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Vestboy Posted Jun 25, 2004
Hi Ena. There's another customer over here who wants a room with a nasty view.
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Luthiena Posted Jun 25, 2004
Tell him he can create one of his own for the fee of five 
s
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Vestboy Posted Jun 25, 2004
Did you hear that traveller? For an extra 5 s you can have the nasty view of your own making - I guess that includes fire ants if you want them.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Jun 25, 2004
there you go... um so what now, what do i do exactly?
oh, and heres a tip for each of you, just for being so helpful .
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Vestboy Posted Jun 25, 2004
*Pockets both s and substitutes . Touches forelock*
Thankee sir!
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Jun 25, 2004
your welcome.
can i have a perminent room? i'll pay whatever... or do you only rent. it seems to me you have plenty of room. and i couldnt help but notice that some of the guest rooms have peoples names...
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- 241: ShadeTheif (Jun 23, 2004)
- 242: Baconlefeets (Jun 23, 2004)
- 243: Luthiena (Jun 24, 2004)
- 244: Vestboy (Jun 24, 2004)
- 245: [A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} (Jun 24, 2004)
- 246: Vestboy (Jun 24, 2004)
- 247: [A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} (Jun 24, 2004)
- 248: Vestboy (Jun 24, 2004)
- 249: [A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} (Jun 24, 2004)
- 250: Luthiena (Jun 25, 2004)
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