h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

phew!

Verc, If you'd like to start a conversation for your room, then i'll add it to the list at the top of the page when i get home (too suspicios at w**k)

Lucky and Hellbound, if you'd like to take a gander at the list of rroms availabe i'm sure we can find you somewhere comfortable, but Hellbound, I'm afraid a cupboard that would hold all your specifications would be more like the presidential

and we do take pets, haven't you seen the dragon in the park yet? I only managed to tame him the other day!

There's a dragon in the park?

My ferrets!!!

Well I guess I'll have to take the Presidential then. Do you have one available?

This is a very nice hotel btw. I'd seen the ads for it and just got a chance to drop in. Thanks for building it, FB. I did peek in your cupboard. I thought I saw a secret-type panel in the back of it which might have lead some where. Perhaps you have more than you think there.

Is there an off leash dog area in the Park? Is there a lake? A loch?

Yes we have a presidential suite available

The ads from thepost? I remember requesting them, but forgot to check if it was there

There's a secret panel?!!!!I never noticed that!Must be behind the cleaning equipmentI never really go into that corner of the cupboard

Yes, you may walk your dog anywhere on the right hand side of the park, the left hand side is the dragons part, he's not quite* tame enough not to eat small animals, so please stay away from that ide ifyou are attched to your pet

We have a pool and beach, i believe that there may be something* in the labrinth, haven't checked it out myself though....

Would you like any help with your bags?

"The ads from the post? I remember requesting them, but forgot to check if it was there"

I may have seen it in the Post but I was referring the marquee attached to your screenname.

I'll be OK. I don't have much luggage.

*complains to staff*

Listen, did you know the balloon machine on the upstairs landing isn't working!!!

We have one of those?!

Someone must have installed that with out me knowing!

here...

as long as you don't want a squeaky voice you can use me

Thanks, how much are they? the balloons that is, not the machine!!!

= Hey! I think I've had too much helium! could someone tie a string around my leg and pull me down?











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It's one piece of cake per standard size balloon, large balloons and shaped balloons cost a bit extra...

Here's the number of a bakery, just tell them what you want!

*ties a breezeblock to Trin*

Thanks!
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*scans available rooms*


Hmmmm...they're all a bit..."simple" aren't they? Are you trying to do that advertising trick of thinking that calling something plain "rustic and olde-worlde" will suddenly make it attractive???

No, no, no!

I don't want "simple", I want "luxurious"

Give me a suite with a huge double bed covered in crisp white sheets, a widescreen TV that I can see while lying on said bed, limitless supply of G'n'T's in the minibar, and a platter of canapés on the bedside table.

Ah! That's better!
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* Rings bell for attention.

Excuse me, do you have a vacant single room please?

* Rings bell repeatedly to try to attract anybody's attention.

Hello? Is the Hotel closed? Are you full? And is the hotel full? What about its rooms?

*runs over from the restaurant thread*

Looks like I'm the only staff here right now, sir... you wanted a single room, right?

That'd be please. *hands him a key* You can start a thread for it on the Main Page if you want to. Have a nice day!

Thanks awfully. Sorry I was so long getting the money. Here are the .

Thanks awfully. Sorry I was so long getting the money. Here are the .

By the way, where is my assigned room?

Well , you can pretty much choose whichever room you want... we have an infinite number of rooms, apparently. Some people started threads for their rooms from the front page, you can do that too if you want to.

Do you need help with your luggage sir?