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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 20, 2004
I believe it is quite a frequent occurence of Ralphs to 
bugger off at the weekend and leave us in the lurch
no...Master Ralph doesn't appear to have paid as of yet, the last he left us was a 
and as i'm sure you can imagine, that is just not quite enough for the Presidential suite
However, I have been informed that we will not have a chef tonight...are you any good at cooking?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 20, 2004
Not that fancy stuff....just ordinary plain dinners, I can manage that
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 20, 2004
Then perhaps we could begin meals in our diner, Can you cook burgers and chips etc?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 20, 2004
Thank you What about my room?
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Yuvi Posted Mar 20, 2004
*comes into the hotel with all her earthly belongings in a giant bookbag and rings bell
hello? could I get a single room, please?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 20, 2004
*runs over from the resturant and bar threads*
Sorry... I seem to be the only staff around right now
*catches her breath*
Can I help you?
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Serephina Posted Mar 20, 2004
'whispers to Footbacon' if youre short of a chef tonight I can lend you some Faeries who do it beautifully at the enchanted roof garden..they can get a bit naughty though.'whispers'
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$u$ Posted Mar 20, 2004
*rings bell*
Hallooooooo...?
*notices a key cupboard behind the desk and goes to investigate*
Aha, open! Let's see... Simple Suite 1, second floor... that sounds like my room. Hope there's a decent tub and a well-stocked minibar. 
*looks around the ghostly quiet reception area*
I hope I'm not making a terrible mistake staying here...
*slings satchel over shoulder and heads towards a rather impressive-looking glass elevator*
{Welcome. Please select your destination. Going up... second floor}
Oh no, it's one of /those/ lifts... 
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 20, 2004
Welcome Yuvi!
would you like a room or are you happy to stay here?
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Yuvi Posted Mar 21, 2004
*emerges from her sleeping bag with her hair mussed up and 
s
Aw, nuts. The place is still empty?
*takes a tuna fish sandwich from her bookbag and has dinner
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 21, 2004
Hello and welcome to the HHH! How may i help? Would you like a room?
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Watermusic Posted Mar 21, 2004
*Puts down light posh suitcase*
Do you have a single room vacant?
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Watermusic Posted Mar 21, 2004
DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE ROOM
*Thinks are all the staff deaf, or are they skiving off, playing silly games like 'I Spy'?
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Watermusic Posted Mar 21, 2004
*Goes wicker chair in corner, under large potted plant, plumps up cushions, sits down and nods off.
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 21, 2004
Ahem, I do* apologise! A cheese toastie came my way and i had to eat it before it caused any damage to my surrounding perimeter...
Yes, we have a single room, it's 
and is located on the first floor, third on your right. Would you like any help with your bag?
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Watermusic Posted Mar 21, 2004
ZZZZZZzzz haaah ZZZZZzzzzz Haah Zzzzzzzz Hah
Grunt Zzzzzzzz haah
*Dreams of cooking supper for the hoards at home
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- 41: Baconlefeets (Mar 20, 2004)
- 42: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 20, 2004)
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- 44: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 20, 2004)
- 45: Baconlefeets (Mar 20, 2004)
- 46: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Mar 20, 2004)
- 47: Yuvi (Mar 20, 2004)
- 48: Yuvi (Mar 20, 2004)
- 49: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 20, 2004)
- 50: Serephina (Mar 20, 2004)
- 51: $u$ (Mar 20, 2004)
- 52: Baconlefeets (Mar 20, 2004)
- 53: Yuvi (Mar 21, 2004)
- 54: Watermusic (Mar 21, 2004)
- 55: Baconlefeets (Mar 21, 2004)
- 56: Watermusic (Mar 21, 2004)
- 57: Watermusic (Mar 21, 2004)
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- 59: Baconlefeets (Mar 21, 2004)
- 60: Watermusic (Mar 21, 2004)
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