h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*lil is flustered. She rushes from the elevator in an attempt to catch up with her employer*


Sorry I'm late Sir *she said in a husky, breathless voice* I didn't not get much sleep last night

*finding that her employer was going to ignore her all day, lil decided to enter the bar*

*walks in with a large backpack, looking dusty and wayworn*

Hi, where's the management? I'm looking for a job, if you have an opening. I could work for my room...

Hi Yael!Me and Methos are the management, we are desperate for staff too!

Please, take a seat over here

Now, we need a waitress, barstaff a maitre'd, what are you're qualifications?

*sets down the heavy backpack and slumps down in the chair*

I used to be a waitress, but I could do anything you need. Make beds, serve drinks, answer phones... whatever.
Do I get a room, then?

'wanders in in her jammies'

Morning..Got a prob with the water at home at Home ( A726950 ),its everywhere can I get a room for a bit?

This all sounds brilliant! I think you're just the person we've been looking for

Just for now, we could really do with a waitress in the restaurant, Freddy has had words with me over that issue well, you know what these chefs are like!

And if you like, you could help out behind the bar.

Which room would you like?


Temp! Hello, and welcome to the HHH, sorry to hear about your trouble at home

Now, had you been thinking about any room in particular?

What room I'd like? Oh, um, well I haven't given it too much thought really...
All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air...
*looks down at her worn hiking shoes... a room, a real room, wouldn't that be lovely?*

My, my, my you have been left out in the cold now haven't you?
now then....we have a Single room, Double room and a Simple suite all empty, which would you like?

Whichever... I really don't mind.

Very well, the single room it is!

Now ten, Ralph was our temporary bellboy, but he's disapeared for now, so do you need any help with carrying that to your room?

I'll take the suite then

Nah, it's fine, but thanks anyway.

*shoulders her backpack again, takes the key and heads out*

I'll start work right after I settle down a bit and wash up... boss.

Very good! Temp, do you have any luggage with you? We also have a large suite for a few extre...

I'll take the large suite then..though with all the repairs im gonna have to pay for i might have to work for it

More staff mwha ha ha!

*lil came across the reception area to the desk. She is very upset*


*very quietly* "Excuse me...may I have a quiet word, please?"

Of course you may, please, step over here...

I think I may have a problem...my employer Master Ralph seems to have left without informing me.

I'm not sure if the bill has been paid.

I do not have the means to pay for such lavish accommodation!

Is there some arrangement we can come to?