A Conversation for The CLI/STUMPED Mine
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 23, 2004
*averts her eyes with a 
*
Anyone got a towel - my kingdom for a towel!
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Witty Moniker Posted Jun 23, 2004
*Finally digging her towel out of her tote bag, Witty drops it onto Titania's head.*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 23, 2004
What? When? Who? Where? Why? Wherefore?
*struggles to pull the towel off her face*
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Coniraya Posted Jun 23, 2004
*on T's calling for a 
opens her eyes in time to witness the extraordinary event of the bot not beating the living daylights out of Zomnker, but instead laundering his possessions and him*
Good grief, what has come over the bot?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jun 23, 2004
*Bangs on the interior of the bot*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jun 23, 2004
My bad, no idea how I missed that.
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 23, 2004
You do realize your naked, don't you?
*averts her eyes yet again*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jun 23, 2004
*Too dazed to realize he is naked*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jun 24, 2004
*the IIEM is spinning out the concoction of Affi's usual, with musical accompaniment but without any sort of glass, with the result that the Usual is splashing all over the counter, the floor, the walls and the cleaning bot*
*Lil clings to the interior of the area under the counter and holds very still*
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 24, 2004
*GL has been doing his Venus in Cornflowers statue impression, holding perfectly still behind the real statue. Feels a tickle in his nose.*
Ah.....Ahhhh.......Ahhhhhhh.....
CCCCCHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jun 24, 2004
*Comes to, realizes his nakedness, ducks behind the nearest object large enough to mostly hide him.*
Ummm... Could someone toss me my clothes?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 24, 2004
*hiding in the shadows worried about whether the cleaning Bot has a delicate setting and has been programmed for Fur*
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H2G2's Meanest Cleaning Bot Posted Jun 24, 2004
ZZZZZZT!
*this expletive might be interpreted as an expression of annoyance due to being splashed all over by a fellow machine - that is, if you believe bots have feelings*
*the dustpan and brush are retracted, and instead two arms wielding super-size, super-soak Wettex cloths extend, starting to wipe off Affi's usual from self, walls, counter and walls*
*the bot's head swivels around again, and the sound of someone sneezing seems to attract its attention*
*scanners detect traces of peanut whisky having rubbed off onto target which, by the way, seems to have attracted a thin layer of sand*
vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jun 24, 2004
*throws a dishtowel over the counter toward the sound of GDZ's voice*
IIEM, thank you. Erm, may I have 3 large mocha lattes with plenty of sugar, please?
*coffee begins to spray out of the IIEM, ricocheting off various flat surfaces*
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 24, 2004
*...and one lumpy, furry surface, behind which GL is hiding.*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jun 24, 2004
*Tries to figure out how to make a dish towel into a loinclothe*
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Witty Moniker Posted Jun 24, 2004
GDZ, your clean, pressed and folded clothes are right over there! *points*
Well, they were clean before the IIEM started the coffee fountain.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jun 24, 2004
Avert your eyes!
*Rushes to his clothes, grabs them, rushes back to his hiding place, gets dressed*
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- 41: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 23, 2004)
- 42: Witty Moniker (Jun 23, 2004)
- 43: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 23, 2004)
- 44: Coniraya (Jun 23, 2004)
- 45: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jun 23, 2004)
- 46: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 23, 2004)
- 47: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jun 23, 2004)
- 48: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 23, 2004)
- 49: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jun 23, 2004)
- 50: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jun 24, 2004)
- 51: Garius Lupus (Jun 24, 2004)
- 52: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jun 24, 2004)
- 53: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 24, 2004)
- 54: H2G2's Meanest Cleaning Bot (Jun 24, 2004)
- 55: Garius Lupus (Jun 24, 2004)
- 56: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jun 24, 2004)
- 57: Garius Lupus (Jun 24, 2004)
- 58: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jun 24, 2004)
- 59: Witty Moniker (Jun 24, 2004)
- 60: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jun 24, 2004)
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