h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Droidberg reels from the breadstick attack and uses Hyper Thunder again. Link starts hacking away at Droidberg with his sword]

[George] Here's a 400 mega-watt emergency generator with all the warning labels I keep around for, errr, emergencies. (Throws moldy mocha-cake at Droidberg)

[George] Here's a 400 mega-watt emergency generator with all the warning labels I keep around for, errr, emergencies. (Throws moldy mocha-cake at Droidberg)

[This gums up Droidberg's system, and it explodes]

[Link] Quick! We've got to stop Kramer!

[Link swings the side door, revealling ... Kramer, looking very surprised]

[Link] Um ... I hope you noticed that that was a broom closet.

[Kramer] Er ... yeah. I had an overabundance of confidence in Droidberg ...

[Navi utters the equivalent of a derisive snort]

[Kramer] ... but you won't defeat me!

[He runs past Link and out the way they came]

[Saria] Quick! After him!

[Link] [running after Kramer] I'm giving orders here!

[Saria] [running after Link] You're only eleven!

[Link] And you're ten!

[Saria] No, I'm a hundred twenty-nine! The Kokiri have been around that long!

[Rodrigo] [flying after the two of them] We're trying to catch KRAMER, for Gog's sake!!

[George] (battle cry) AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE OUT REFERENCE BOOKS!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

(follows others down coridor)
(Woah, deja-vu!)

[They see Kramer go through a door. They are about to follow him, but they are blocked by Sagittarius]

[Sag] Sorry, guys, but I gotta deal with this myself. [closes the door]

[Link] He locked the door! [starts whacking it with his sword]

[George] I have a skelleton (sp?) key!

[One L, but otherwise okay]

[Link] I think I know what to do. [arms an ice arrow] Saria, get ready to blast it with a thunder attack. Rodrigo, get ready a fire attack. George, get ready to use ..... that skeleton key.

[Saria] On what?

[Link] On the door! What else?

[George] Perhaps we should- (George is cut off by the simultanious attacks on the innocent, hand-crafted, mahoghany portal.)

[The door gets blasted to bits. A door impervious to the previous technique slams down in their way; it has a skeleton lock.]

[Link] .....

[George] (giddily) I have a skeleton key!

[Link, Saria, and Rodrigo each gesture towards the door in their own ways]

George unlocks the door with great finess and gusto, boasting his skillful manuvering of a small, metal object. The door opens with a satisfied, thoughtful, "Hmmmmmmmmm"

[Kramer] So, you have chosen to betray me!

[Sagittarius] I think I noticed that.

[Kramer] Do you know how traitors are dealt with?

[Sagittarius] Yeah! [pulls out a blaster] Like this!

[He shoots Kramer, who vanishes and appears behind him. Kramer then shoots Sag with his own blaster]

[Kramer] Oh. You still here.

[Link]

[Kramer] Uh-oh. 'Bye! [runs out]

[Link]

[They go after Kramer, yet again...]

*Searches fervently for spam*

CS? What are you doing in Kramer's underwater base?

And more importantly, how did you get there?

??CONTINUITY??

I'm afraid I'm lost here.

CONTINUITY is a question or statement posed or made by a researcher to indicate something that the characters wouldn't know, wouldn't care, or would have no way of knowing. For instance, the following conversation might ensue:

PERSON A:
Person A walks in and sits at the desk.

Is the desk made out of wood, or metal?


PERSON B:

It's metal.


Or it could explain some events that most of the characters present should already know. In short, the stuff of CONTINUITY is a question or statement of continuity. Got that?
>YES
NO

Where exactly is everybody standing and what is everybody doing at this very moment?

Link, Saria, Rodrigo, and in all probability you, are all chasing after Kramer, who has just run out on them again. Sagittarius is dead, and Affy has left the story. Cupid Stunt, the Busy Ditch, is God knows where, searching fervently for SPAM. I believe that it is now time for George to unleash his battle cry ... AGAIN.