h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sounds like an interesting adventure, you've got my curiosity piqued.

But.. it sounds like I'd be pretty defenseless. I don't have any actual experience in dastardly deeds and I don't want to be a hindrance to the mission (not to mention getting myself seriously hurt by the rat-ants). But I see the advantage to ridding the forest of these pests.

Here's what I have to offer: I'm observant and quiet. Occasionally, I come up with an original thought (but don't count on it). I'm loyal. *Looks in her tote bag that she'd slung over her shoulder when she left the campfire.* I have 2 knitting needles, a crochet hook, a darning needle and 3 skeins of cashmere yarn. Oh- and about a dozen Nutri-grain bars in various flavors.

So, Krylma Leader, if I won't be a burden, count me in.

What about you, B-17?

W-e-l-l....

I have quite a quick mind, as Greebo's quiz will testify, I like adventure. I can be a bit gung-ho at times, but generally keep myself in check. I have a great swiss-army knife, along with various assorted gadgets secreeted about my survival jacket. I have but one problem. Time. I would not be able to participate as fully as I liked.
I could be of some use, but this would, of course, be up to you KL.

thinks to himself (v1)

Even though Krylma can't see or hear me he can probably sence my presence

the other voice in his head (v2)

Yeah how do you think he's lived this long?

[v1] Better tell him your here so he doesn't think you're someone else
[v2] yeah, good plan

{Telepathically} *I am here, call if you are in need*

Zeb(to himself): Where'd he get cool cloaking armor and telepathy?

Emar: What?

Zeb: Nothing.

Sensors beep inside his helmut

[Comp]Detecting unidentifed movement bearing Three-One-Zero small puppet.....
...Voice print coming in as well....

{Tell ya later back at home}

*Strolling up*

What's all this, then? The KL? Here? On a "pest control" mission?

*Thinks, then asks out loud*

How do we know that, when you've allied yourselves with these monsters, that you won't use them against US? Have you gotten the idea that I don't trust you?

*sea is walking through the woods quietly, for no reason. suddenly she trips over a tree root and falls ungracefully to the ground. evillene snickers at her*

Great Googley Moogley! Is all of STUMPED wandering around my forrest? I swear, if the Masque shows up, I'm kicking the lot of you out. I'm still mad at him about the wine situation.

*Feeling rather bored, and deciding to take a walk in an Earth Forest for a change, be it a rather strange one, Pr. C. Tonks wanders around.*

*quietly:*
{Beeoop. Sir, multitude of unidentified subjects ahead. Intention unknown. Advise caution.}

*He activates his own Total-complete-and-utter-invisible-inaudible-completely-undetectable-by-anyone-or-anything Mode, and slips undetected by anything other than his Watch (well, and his Space Station of course, but that tracks his every move) through the trees to where the others are...*

*inaudible:*

Watch, can you identify these people?
{Negative, though some have been proven as STUMPED Members.}
Oh hell, what do they want?

*Decides to just watch them for a bit...*

I've got the uncanny feeling we're being watched. KL, do you have any more of your flunkies in the bushes?

[Comp] Detecting microburst transmition, triangulating positon... Looks like its a ship communication

[Yo] ok shut down my IR signature

[Comp] Unidentified target bering One-Eight-Zero. Looks like he's wearing the advanced model 2857k invsa-suit.

[Yo] Damn, I'm surprized you can track that thing.

[Comp] Well.... You still have to walk and just because the suits invisible doesn't mean that he can't break twigs.

[Yo] What if he goes airborn?

[Comp] Anti Grav is the only thing that wouldn't totally give you away but even thats a breeze to track.

[Yo] Too bad they have virtually no armor.....track him if he activates any weapons notify me immediately.

*looks down at himself...*

*inaudible:*
I'm not wearing any suit! I've just got my Watch on...oh, and normal clothing of course...

And I didn't step on any twigs...I am completely failing to influence the environment around me in any way...

Zeb(to himself): My puppet-sense(tm) is tingling!

Emar(overhearing): Does that mean you sense the presence of some guy wearing a watch-that-renders-him-completely-undetectable nearby?

Zeb: ...I'm not sure. It's hard to interperet my puppet-sense(tm) correctly. It's either the undetectable guy, or it means we left the iron plugged in.

(Big C the computers not perfect and even god snaps twigs now and then btw your shouldn't respond to things you're not "supposed" to hear (just to keep it interesting (! ( (example Big C's third voice in his head calls Yo an obnoctious p***k, I can't call you a hoe in response to that thats what makes it so fun) ) )))



{Be you friend or foe?}

*While waiting patiently for things to sort themselves out, she digs around in her tote bag to see if there's anything else useful in it*

Hmmm... my embroidery scissors, a fine ball point pen with black ink, some lint, a movie ticket stub from 'The Matrix' and a few safety pins. Oh, and a Slerpee straw/spoon.

*drums her fingers on the tree branch, hums the theme to Mission Impossible*

Witty thinks she hears humming of mission impossible somewhere else but dismisses it and the sound subsiquently stops

*still rummaging*

Ooh, and a 12" wooden ruler. This will come in handy in case I have to rap someone's knuckles.

*gives Yowuzupman ~the look~*

*sea suddenly gets a strange feeling*

[sea] someone's getting The Look, i just know it...

*apparently inaudible:*

Watch! This is all your fault! They can still hear me! What's wrong?!

{Sir, I can't make it out. Suggest recalibration at the Space Station.}

Well not just yet...in the mean time...oh, telepathic message...erm...
OK Watch, send this back:
"I'm neither friend nor foe..just an onlooker. If you don't harm me, I won't harm you...I'm neutral..."