h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shazz flies over on her microlite... and sprays a very large sign on the chimney stack*
~DO NOT DEFACE THIS BUILDING!~
*flies off again*
shazzPRME

*runs in, and shuts the door to the cubicle behind her*

hmm... cleanest gents I've seen in a while!

*walks out notices extra lines and giggles*

Ah well, wonder who else is as demented as me to write lines on a wall

*Pulls out blue lippy*

There once was a girl from Livvi....

*Pierce climbs to the top of the chimney and leaves his ladder on top of it after writing "well?" on top of the ladder*

*Goes to Cape Caneveral, nicks the Saturn V rocket they've carelessly left lying there, picksw it up and then goes to the moon, draws a line, and comes back.*

OK BB! You win! You are obviously as high as a kite... or should I say a Saturn 5 Rocket!
shazzPRME

Fly me to the moon,
let me p** among the stars
Let me see what gents are like
on Jupiter and Mars...

*walks in, looks at lines, shakes head. Gets out marker and writes on wall above urinals:*

We aim to please.
You aim too, please.

*walks in from the ladies* Oh boy, this place is a mess.... Just like my room. Hi Shazz, have you heard I am having a pre-release drink for my webpage? *writes on the wall* "Drinks at Garibaldi's Place, room http://www.h2g2.com/F46505?thread=60673&post=445361 , be there or be sobber"

Well, I always disliked beeing sobber so I might as well pop over. Wonder what kind of drinks you can get there? Pang-garg-sters?

*Peregrin wanders in and spontaneously explodes*

*peregrin's explosion covers the walls, obliterating all previous scrawlings. Who would have thought he was full of white paint? The aftershock sends a tremmor through the building, causing the Smokestack to collapse in on itself. the bricks are so old that they just crumble into dust, which blows away on the wind. who could have guessed it was so fragile?*

whoops.

Peregrin!!!
You clumsy so-and-so!
shazzPRME

Shazz?? What are you doing in the gents???

*quickly zips himself up, narrowly avoiding a major accident*

Hehehe! Hadn't you noticed that I am a fairly permanent resident of this establishment? Don't worry... I've seen it all before! LOL
shazzPRME

Oh BTW Shazz I've emailed you a couple of pics for the Rogues Gallery.

Excellent news! I will put them in tomorrow then
*Quickly scribbles another exerpt from her collection of school howlers...*
~William 3rd came to the throne by the act of Cirumcision~
*beats a hasty retreat in case Peregrin has another bodily urge*
shazzPRME

The Gents seems to be a dangerous place nowadays... Can't anyone get any peace and quiet around here?

The ladies is probably the safest. I go in there all the time, never have a problem

... and we are always so pleased to see you too Garibaldi
shazzPRME