h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, doesn't seem like I can make it in time. Happy moving (well, whatever). Would it help you if I told you that I don't envy you? I'm so tired of moving around myself, so I think I'll stay where I am for the next decade or so.

What, in the loo?

LOL! Whyt not? Lots of interesting people come here all the time. Well, they used to - it's been very quite in here lately.

*Sneaks in after noticing stirrings in the corner of the room. Extracts eye-liner pencil in a fetching shade of purple, leans over the crowd of people hanging about for no apparent reason and writes*

~ There's a cockroach that sings like a thrush.
It's song fills the evening hush.
The sound of its screech
Thrills the parts you can't reach,
And that's quite an adrenalin rush!~

*wanders off to the ladies*

shazzPRME

Most of the toilet threads are dying out. :-( Did you know that there's a toilet thread exclusively devoted to the writing of graffity at: http://www.h2g2.com/F44380?thread=68905 There's a competition - I'm sure you could think up some winning comment, Shazz :-P

Ohhhhhh! Yes... I have heard about that! I guess that I better allow a few hours to plough through all of them though!
I think that these toilets are like my House of Relaxation... still worth dropping in to every now and again to meet old friends!
MInd you... I am avoiding the *House* atm... FC seems to have taken it over to give DD a massage... it would be churlish to interrupt... wouldn't it? ROFL
shazzPRME

What, is the House of Relaxation still running? All the forums I was in there seem to have died...

Sorry... It became neglected when I lost my connection I think... I fully intend starting it up again... I think that there will be quite a few customers during the next few weekd... voting fingers will need a maasage! LOL
shazzPRME

Well, I'll have to drop by some time.
Are you still getting water from the Fountain?
http://www.h2g2.com/A358805
And what's gonna be the current massage conversation?

I have just been over and reconnected the supply... and I think that the conversation should be anything BUT the elections... it IS a house of relaxation after all! I may jusy have to boot the present squatters out though! LOL
shazzPRME

Is there no end to this? After two and a half mohth I have to empty my bladder - again!!!

Well, I suppose that is quite natural Pierce
shazzPRME

Well, considering the amounts I have been drinking in that time maybe I should not be so surprised, eh?

I am surprised you can manage to go to the gents once in the two months??

I know I need to go more often - that's why I've got my own loo :
http://www.h2g2.com/A358841

<BB<

It's a genetic thing: My mother was a waterbed, my father was a firehose...

~drops by and draws some and all over the walls~
There... that should give you something to look at while you let of
shazz

Oh you forgot the

Hey Shazz, want to come over to my place and have a or a or an (if you are driving?)

Oops!
~Takes out matker and adds a few 's to the wall.
I'd a with you Garibaldi... I don't drive atm as they all drive on the wrong side of the road here! ROFL
shazz