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shazzPRME Posted Jun 30, 2000
Very bizarre behavior there Peregrin when you seem to have a perfectly good dressing gown to wear!
shazzPRME 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 30, 2000
having been an eyewitness for quite some time now i can only confirm
*whispers*: shazzPRME, we'd better get out of here before he makes his next campaign-speech!
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Jul 1, 2000
Hey! You guys! I'll give you a place to stay! With Mercury/Shatturday, You'll Always Be Safe!
(Mercury/Shatturday 2000!)
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Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 Posted Jul 1, 2000
Ooohhh, sounds nice. You using any Garibaldi Corp products? I can get you a great deal if you want
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cafram - in the states. Posted Jul 1, 2000
To all Australians: 
Happy GST Day!!
To everyone else: I'm sorry. I'll leave now.
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Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 Posted Jul 1, 2000
*searches his pockets* Hmmmm, what can I use. gets out a niko and writes http://home.pacific.net.au/~wrg
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GreeboTCat Posted Jul 2, 2000
~Greebo pops her head around the door... grin... neat trrick if you can do it...~
Hello...
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 2, 2000
hehe, got a goodie here.... *removes pen and scrawls on the wall*
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives!!!
Sounds good to me!! 
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 3, 2000
What a great philosophy
Maybe one of the Prez candidates should adopt that as their campaign sound bite!
Greebo... where have you been!? Are you ok?!
shazzPRME
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a8unx Posted Jul 4, 2000
In a similar vein, I saw this over the washbasin in a gents toilet in Rhyl:
Before you wash your hands here
Stop a while and think
Which do you think is cleaner -
Your penis or this sink?
A8UNX
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 4, 2000
ROFL! Was the inclusion of the word vein on purpose?!
shazzPRME
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 4, 2000
On a "Hands-free air drier" someone had written
"You must Hit it with your head to get it to work".
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a8unx Posted Jul 5, 2000
Seen on a hot air dryer in the washroom of a college in the US:
"Press here for a message from the Dean"
A8UNX
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 5, 2000
Seen on a durex machine:
*The contents of this machine are subject to inflation*
shazzPRME
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Styx the Rat Posted Jul 7, 2000
*finds himself in Gents after just left Ladies*
Oho, so there's a hole in the wall between these two places? I wonder who put it there!
*sits on pipe smelling faint smell of molasses and reading graffiti*
Oho I think I must soon visit this Shazz babe.
*sees another loose pipe hole and dives into sewer*
Home sweet home!
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Don Alfredo Posted Jul 8, 2000
~Don Alfredo walks in and empties his blatter. THen he takes his graffitybus and put the next lin on the wall:
DON ALFREDO FOR PRESIDENT
He packs his gear and thinks: "That wall needed some color".
He controls if his tie is allright and then leaves the toilet.~
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- 141: shazzPRME (Jun 30, 2000)
- 142: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 30, 2000)
- 143: shazzPRME (Jun 30, 2000)
- 144: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Jul 1, 2000)
- 145: Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 (Jul 1, 2000)
- 146: cafram - in the states. (Jul 1, 2000)
- 147: Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 (Jul 1, 2000)
- 148: Fashion Cat (Jul 2, 2000)
- 149: GreeboTCat (Jul 2, 2000)
- 150: Fashion Cat (Jul 2, 2000)
- 151: shazzPRME (Jul 3, 2000)
- 152: a8unx (Jul 4, 2000)
- 153: shazzPRME (Jul 4, 2000)
- 154: Bluebottle (Jul 4, 2000)
- 155: a8unx (Jul 5, 2000)
- 156: shazzPRME (Jul 5, 2000)
- 157: Styx the Rat (Jul 7, 2000)
- 158: shazzPRME (Jul 7, 2000)
- 159: Don Alfredo (Jul 8, 2000)
- 160: Peregrin (Jul 9, 2000)
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