h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah but you have the coolest things in the ladies. Why do you get candy machines in there?

eerrrmmmm....those AREN'T candy machines hehe!!
monsy

Actually the coolest thing in there is me!!!!

Indeed, there are few things cooler than a Garibaldi in the ladies. Get yours today! all the ladies will flock to your establishment!

Did you say there was a Garibaldi in here? WOW! I've been looking ALL OVER for one of my own!

You can have one for the price of 2 if you want? It's a real bargin

*cleaning bot enters and does all necessary mopping and scrubbing, then exits*
*cleaning bot returns with toilet paper, soap and refills for dispensing machines, refills everything then exits*
*cleaning bot returns with large spray attachment and sprays walls and doors a classic goo colour*

*cleaning bot stands a moment, then swivels around and stands a moment longer, then turns and exits*

*Garibaldi goes and get some toilet paper and raps up cleaning bot*

*Garibaldi tkes Fenchruch's lipstick and re-writes*
This graffiti is proudly brought to you by Garibadli Corp, 'We Do Just about Anything For Money'

*walks in, looks in the urinal, shakes his head in disbelief, takes out a pen and scribbles on the wall over the urinals:*

Please do not throw your butts in the urinal - and I won't pee in your ashtrays!

*signs the scribbling "The Landlord" and walks out again*

Garibaldi, this is Lil, temporary proprietor of the Aroma Cafe, whose facility this is. If you read the earlier post more carefully, you will notice that the cleaning bot has left the room. It's therefore logically impossible for you to wrap it in toilet paper, unless you come into the Aroma Cafe to fetch it out of the broom closet.

Nobody can force you to adhere to logic or continuity, of course. But chaos is so much harder on other people who are trying to work together, don't you think?

You ought to come upstairs sometime and have some coffee, meet the others who come here.

Thanks!

Fenchurch also does not wear lipstick. She was actually using a) a grease pen, or b) nail polish. Furthermore, she wonders, do to financial limitations, if Garibaldis can only be borrowed for a while. Thank you.

It is certainly nice and fresh in here again! Well done Cleaning Bot!
shazzPRME

*Walks in, sits unobtrusively in corner, sets a hat in front of him, brings out tenor sax and waits for requests*

Request no1: Can you play?

not really, but i do a pretty good imitation of someone who can, and that's basically the same thing. right?

anyway, does it really matter? one does not usually go into a public lavatory expecting to hear mozart-quality tunes. but i'll try.

*puts sax to mouth and lets out a few minutes of incoherent wailing before setting into a monotonous repeating of the theme to "Star Trek"*

i'm still waiting for requests!

Can you do "Take the A Train"?

How about Handl's 'Water Music'?

... followed by a selection of Chamber Music?
shazzPRME

My God - that's a flamboyant watertrap you're holding there!