h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just watch where you're going next time

~Irving hopes someone picks up on his pun

*The trouble with to-ing and fro-ing
Is that you don't always watch where you're going!
I suggest that glass
Shining right up your ****
Would save the embarrasment
of missing the plumbing!

shazz

hmmmmm! The men seem to be holding their own in the peeing department atm!

hehehehehe!

*edges in, only head and arm through door - scrawls quickly with grease pencil* -

Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite, I have left a sentence pertaining to nothing. MUHWAHWA!!

*runs away quickly, giggling*

Strange! I could have sworn that I just saw the Mayor in the ladies! What IS going on around here!

s

*heels are heard tick - tick - ticking away nervously*

Ahah! Maybe it is just our Archbishop having a day off from his duties! He wears long skirts after all!
s

Cor none of the men have had a piss for 3 weeks either- what does that coffee do to you - I think we should be told...

A-HA! See, you *know* it couldn't have been me, I don't own any skirts longer than two inches above the knee... j/k.

hehehehe! I can vouch for that
*Takes out green eyeshadow pencil and draws a tasteful cartoon of Fenny wearing little more then a belt *
That should get the men going again ROFL!
shazz

*pops back in and draws another of Agony Aunt who now has a picture on her page*
shazzPRME

*saunters in having taken a week to find the place*
At last. Eternal relief. *proceeds to relieve himself
....this goes on for quite some time...... well it has been
a week.....*

Whew. That was close.
*pulls out hammer and chisel*
There once was a man called Crocket
Who went up to space in a rocket
The rocket went bang
His b*lls went clang
And his c*ck ended up in his pocket.
Boom, Boom!
*quickly sweeps up incriminating plaster and legs it...*

My what advanced graffiti- lovely carving.

Babel must have a big chisel

Judging by how long he took to use it I would say that you are correct there techno
shazzPRME

*B-17 sneaks in to the gents, making sure there is no one else around*
*pulls out his big chisel and starts carving a new limeric*
The Kirriemuir Ball
Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness
Once the Ball was over, there were four and twenty less!
*clears up the offending plaster again and runs out*
Mwoahahahahahahaha

Babel!! Your big chisel gets everywhere!
*Finds dustpan and brush and attempts to clear up plaster.
Notices a pencil carelessly dropped behind the urinal water pipe and decides to try one last time.*

A girl called Sue
Went to the Loo
A boy called Irv found her...


shazzPRME

Can't a bloke even have a **** in peace.

Hey, Shazz is my guest, so behave *laughs*

Thanx Mr. Garibaldi
It IS a little worrying that I have been in the Gents more then the ladies though!
shazzPRME

it's just so much more interesting in here
monsy