h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You know what I can't stand? When a perfectly good forum gets too full. I hate that.

~Irving

Me too.. It's terrible, and it often kills the conversations as not everyone can be bothered to move to a new thread. Roasted Amoeba VERY rarely bothers.
And it gets confusing when you have the "I wanna post last" people about.

This bass player could do with just a glass of water please. I'm feeling quite dehydrated.

Hmmm, which goes first tea or milk = 42. No dont think thats THE question. Guess I'll have a hot chocolate this time.
Although isn't there's a song " 2 forty and tea 4 2". which is very close.

I saw Orders, please! on my homepage and immediatly thought
"Don't you give me any orders, for people like me there is no order!"
God I love Sex Pistols!

Perhaps it's a code! 2 forty and tea 4, 2, and Aurthur Dent always trying to explain to the food replicator on the Heart of Gold that he wants dried leaves boiled in water and (I belive) the milk poured in first, so as not to scald it. Perhaps milk and tea ARE part of the ultimate question of Life, the Universe and Everything!

One hot chocolate for you, and just a glass of water for the bass player. Do you play Electric, Standup, Double, or Sea bass?

~Irving

Electric. Want to tell you about it.
It's cherry red and white, with two furry dice off the end of the neck and a small furry Pikachu on the end of the string (G), amongst the metal stuff at the end.
Standup bass?

What about you, then?

Sounds nice... what brand? Personally, I'm a guitarist and I've got a cherry red (woodgrain, not opaque) Epiphone SG and a nice blond Martin acoustic. Their names are Gloria and Michelle, repsectfully, and Michelle has been with me longer than any woman in my life (save my mother). She doesn't even seem to mind Gloria hanging around...

Of course, my brother one ups me and has a Fender Jazz bass... it's just plain SWEET.

~Irving

All I know is that mine was votedd guitar of the year last year by Bassist magazine.
I bought a copy and it sucks .

If I had to give my guitar a name, it would be Jonathan. Or Eddie. Asteroid Lil will understand.

*Runs in*

Love the new local! Hey, here it is: the first Usual of the forum!

Irving, could I have a Usual, please? Brass band and all?

*Waits to see yet another magnificent display of drink juggling*

Café Latte for me, please?

*Idly grumbles about goldfish*

*drags himself in after a long day, moves over to the espresso machine, takes out two paddles, like the ones on ER, and zaps his own chest -- wakes up and mixes the drinks*

~Irving

Any time you have a Martin, no Fender can one-up you.

'Nonnie

Double-chocolate mocha latte, if you please.

Did I say "Martin"? Oops, I meant "Sigma", the "entry level" (read "cheaper") company that Martin owns. It looks like a Martin, it sounds very much like a Martin, it actually has the word "Martin" printed on it, in small letters, under "Sigma", but it's not, technically, a Martin. After all, my Epiphon says "Gibson" on it...

Who had the double mocha?

~Irving

If nobody claims it this bass player will take it, in the meantime just make me another one.

Do you do any food??
I'm bloody starving!!
All this guitar based banter has really got me going but none of you can beat my 1963 Les Paul origional!!!

Well, unfortunately I never learned to play any sort of instrument and now I'm saving that pleasure for my retirement. For now, I'll have to make due with listening.

Could I have a Majic Tea in this forum too?

Can I have an Unusual, please?