h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A hot choclate I suppose. Make that 500.

500 hot chocolates, a topper on the tea and the coffee, and an appreciative whistle on the bass.

By the way, Garius, when people ask me whether I'm a musician, I usually reply with "No, I'm a guitarist"

~Irving

*drinkdrinkdrink*

Damn, I find two Saxon website and a Samson one, and the my browser's playing up and won't let me click on 'back' more than once. Grr.

"Sometimes you really need to go: where everybody knows your name . . ."

Okay, that's taken. How about,

"Sometimes you may wind up feeling a little blue,
even right here now in friendly ol' h2g2.
but just beyond BB's giant oaken forest grove,
there's a fresh brew of coffee and a scone spewing stove;
there's always lots of mocha, latte, and italian (cream) sodas,
and with a Usual, hear a nice rendition of Ride of the "Valkera"s;"

Needs some work. Besides, I can't sing it. Saxophone players have that one sad difficulty.

*Plays an odd version of "It's All About The Pentiums"*

Well as a bassist, I say i'm just an intelligent drummer ie I can read the notes

You can read notes? That puts you above the guitarists!

Great songsmith skills! I think someone might be able to put a melody to that...

~Irving

I started playing the sax to learn to read notes better while playing the piano. My piano playing has never been teh same.

Can I have an espresso, please?

I can read note play bass, piano, guitar and sing which is one thing more than Sir Paul McCartney, I'm also a poet so lyrics should not be a problem yet why is he not me a multi-millionaire.

Great lyrics, methinks.

I don't really know any notes. I just see lots of numbers and know that they're a fret on a string...nowt much else to it really!

Is that better? Or worse?

One espresso, coming up!

~Irving

Thanks.

*Sips latte, and begins working on his wristwatch again*

Hey, remember the snow cannon (Irving)? Garius gave it its own entry. You can request shots!

*Gleefully thinks about the mischief he could cause*

You always could have it was just who feel down the whole who knew.

I have no idea what that last sentece means.

If you'd read the article Irv you would realise the contraption in question is in a hole (not whole I apologize it is after midnight friday here ) next to the Doughnut Stall near the ski runs on Mt. Sandcastle. If that makes it any clearer.

Cappuchino please

Greetings all, just stopping by and making my presence known

Courtesy

One Cappuccino and one knowledge of presence, coming right up!

Not even this 1928 Martin D28 Herringbone?

I had the double mocha latte, Irv.

Ack! 1926. Excuse me.

Do you serve iced coffee here? I'm slightly nuts about iced coffee, and my friend and I have (or had... it's been 'temporarily offline' for many months now) a website where we rate iced coffees. We've already reviewed the iced coffee at a place called 'Cafe Aroma,' so I wonder if Aroma Cafe could do better.

I don't play any instrument but I like playing aorund with piano keyboards, as long as they have earphones so I don't torture anyone. I know hardly anything about music (and yet I somehow ended up making some music software!) except how to listen to it. I don't like singing in front of people either... but I'd like to join this little band, especially if I'll get free iced coffees for it. (Hmmm... 20 Virtual Iced Coffees, now that's my idea of a VIC-20.) Do you need someone to play the triangle?