h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hiya iw! long time no see -- man was it a bi*ch to find this counter! can i get a steamy caramel apple cider? thank you ever so much!
-saffire

Irv buddy!

Any chance of the usual? It's just gone 5am and I need to be on the thick end of a serious caffeine assault.

~TINK!! Greebo appears~

Me needs a drink... can me order a Greebo please... hmmm... what a really nice sounding drink that is... ~grin~

Is it still Gary's round, if so I'll have a decacon shaped coffee.

Since it is still my round, I might as well get something for myself. Could I have a majic tea in a dodecahedron-shaped glass, please?

And what about my spherical TEA in a pyramid? You gave out all the coffees, but no, us tea drinkers had to wait...

*Washes up*

First I'll do this ::pours milk which hovers in the shape of a Greebo before finally coming to rest, with straw, in Greebo's kitty mug::

Then I'll get the Teas, 'cause they're late, and I'll take care of Saph's cider and, here you go, all the coffee orders!

~Irving

PS: what's wrong, Bluebottle, don't you like my belated tea?

No - it's cold.
Can it be heated, please?

Tsk, tsk, Garius is buying a round and Irv is ruining the novelty of it for us all.

*runs in breathless*
Omigod, I'm 18 hrs late for my drink, will it still be drinkable???
*tune in later danke*

~Greebo guzzles... Greatly Grins~

Mr Mike makes many...muuuhhh...muuuhhhmmm, mI mcan't mthink mof manything melse!

mGreat malliteration meh?

What novelty did I ruin? And that's majic tea, bluebottle, it stays warm

~Irving

Oh, that's lucky
Bit of an anti-climax though. Hmmm...

*smashes cup over head*

Ow! Scalding hot owowow....

I wanted Tea - not majic tea. Not Nutrimatic machine tea. Not Advanced Tea Substitute - but Tea. Preferably spherical in a pyramid.

Ok I'll just bleed in a corner shall I?

Here, Mike A, have Bluebottle's Majic Tea, it'll cure that headwound. And here, Bluebottle, is your nice, warm, spherical, tea, in a pyramid shaped cup... I'm assuming you wanted that so that the base of the pyramid was facing up, allowing you to drink out of the wide end of the pyramid... I'm not sure how you'd drink out of a pyramid that was "right way up"?

~Irving

With a straw, probably.
Didn't you know all good tea is pyramid nowadays. It allows room to brew.

Thank you Irv I am feeling much better now.

I think I need to go to sleep now it is very late irl.

*Sips the unusual usual*


Glad this is Garius' round! I'd hate to pay for this.