Hello, It's me, is that you?
var alerted_already; var remark; function theytyped(form) { for ( j = 1; j<=remark.length && remark[j]!=form.myoutxt.value; j++){} if (j>remark.length) form.myoutxt.value = "Do not type here!"; return false; } function touched_frog() { if (!alerted_already) { alert(""+ ""+ ""+ ""+ ""+ ""); alerted_already = true; } return alerted_already; } function compute(form) { for (var i = 1; i<=remark.length && remark[i]!=form.myoutxt.value ; i++){} if (i==remark.length) history.back(); if (i==remark.length-1) alert("Dear Sir or Madam:"+ "\n\n It has come to our attention that you have been harassing"+ "\none of the buttons on the web. Although most buttons are"+ "\nunderstanding about this type of thing (being repeatedly pressed),"+ "\nsome rogue buttons have decided to form a support group and have"+ "\npetitioned the webmaster for funds to provide a secure place for"+ "\nrest and relaxation. Due to the large number of requests, this"+ "\nwarning has been installed:"+ "\n IF YOU PERSIST PRESSING THIS BUTTON,"+ "\nYOU WILL BE EJECTED FROM THIS SCREEN."+ "\n\n Thank you for your cooperation,"+ "\n\n The Federation for Oppressed and Abused Buttons"+ "\n\nenclosure: Message from oppressed complaintant"+ "\n\nDear Federation for Oppressed and Abused Buttons"+ "\n\n As I have been able to secure your assistance before,"+ "\nI beg your help in stopping the on going abuse I am once again"+ "\nforced to endure. THIS GUY WILL NOT STOP!"+ "\n\n Sincerely"+ "\n\n Push Me"+ "\n\np.s. I will definitely attend the annual meeting next July"); if (iI pass the majority of my time sat in front of a flickering screen, either surfing the net, playing games or both at the same time, (you can find my alter ego Tomas Guilfin on the Europa shard of Ultima Online around the city of Yew).
Other pastimes include clubbing, wherever they play Techno and Trance in the north London area, especially Tyssen Street studios in Dalston, (kickin'). Also I'm usually shopping for the latest gadgets (hence I never have any money). Or I'm at home with my girlfriend Lisa (hot babe), and my 2 lucky black cats Binnie & Pepper (both rehomed rescue cats). Currently I'm trying to resolve the nightmare of WAP (see h2g2 on the move). My real name is Sean by the way.
Here's some links for you that reflect me.
Firstly this is a community so why not check out Who's On H2G2?
Secondly fancy an underground magazine online listing club events including raves of dubious legality then check out Guilfin
Or if you just want the news you wont find in The Sun then visit The SchNEWS
Interested in accessing h2g2 from wherever you are? then check out h2g2 on the move.
If that makes you want to find out more about WAP then you can't do worse than visiting WapFreaks
If like me you use a Psion handheld computer for mobile work then you must visit Steve Litchfield (an ever so helpful guy who replies to his emails very quickly)and his 3-Lib site
If you have cats and they're anything like mine then theyre a headache at times (what with mice and birds). If your in need of help then head off to United Cats
If your feline friends also insist on standing on your keyboard and entering the internet generation you should get them to surf to The Internet for Cats
And lastly if your bored of all this then you must see the cool desktop toys, fake viruses, weird picture etc at Hypermind
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| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| Guestbook | Mar 3, 2000 | Sep 5, 2002 |
| PDA's | Apr 3, 2000 | Aug 30, 2000 |
| WAP is dead. | Apr 21, 2000 | Aug 14, 2000 |
| How about a list of phones that work? | Mar 4, 2000 | Aug 14, 2000 |
| Offline reading | Feb 16, 2000 | Jun 23, 2000 |
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