h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah the clive contract...
yes must rewritwe that one...
although the thingites an an allie so.. payment in advance

war on the thingites... i dont think the guild will let that pass... but it would be interesting... maybe a "training battle" while things are quiet

You tread on dangerous ground if you attack the Thingites.

i know... but i dont think too much is happening there eather so thay might like a visit frm there allies...
and i will have to inform clive that there is a contract on his lfe that i am in no hurry to collect, then i need to get some polish like the good little thingite that i am

i am shure thay wont mind if we have a little training fight just to get over the bordum...

i will ask clive i think

Why don't you come over to A2139509? It's very basic at the moment, but I'm sure I'll improve it with time.

Anthea,
Are you sufficiently human enough to receive an important report?

i don't want a war. but they took a contract out on one of my Gods, so it stands to reason i want their leader dead

fair enough...

A1014625 what do you people think of this?

Leaves folder on anthea's desk, knowing she'll read it when she's human enough



Report 001 form Laboratory 18


I was asked by those in sufficient authority do do the necessary analysis surrounding the Khamsin situation.

Findings as follows:
1 From a fragment of Dr ANthea's armour, it was found that it had been tampered with at the molecular level, none of the science available to the guilds pre-eminent scientists (me and khamsin) could accomplish this. Dr Anthea's armour should have stood up to attack with a silver weopon better than it did.

2 The plumbing in the main laboratory had been tampered with, such that even the safety shower had silver nitrate in it. This state of affairs would not be tolerated by either khamsin or myself if it were known. the sedatives solution, vital in any scietific establishment where one is liable to attack by exotic creatures for no good reason, had also been contaminated. The above comment applies.

3 The 'Silver' coins, Khamsin got burned on these. spectrographic analysisshows them to be 99.0% nickel.

Report ends.

Armed with this information, I move for exonaeration of khamsin and further interrogation of the new current occupant of the brig.


Geddon.

khamsin was cleared of charges yesterday
the robot "mindbites" is curently within the brig
I tank you for your report and it may turn up again at a latter date in a litter try...

and yes that was sarcasum
i am going to lockdown the laboratorys you do not have autherisation to complain
you will be able to enter in full hazord gear so as not to leve any genetic evedence
that is all...

/\/Dr not to be a annoyance, but why has the lab locked down? I have removed the silver like you said. When I was in the bar they wouldn't let me leave, what has happened to the science facilities bar tab?\/\

Why?
You do realise that you force the abandonment of the christmas party?

its only locked to those without autherised access and the science faculty members have that
just making shure noone disturbs your work and i know that you will not disturb any evedence
i want a genetic analysis of anyone who has been in the lab...
or anything

ND YOU CAN KEEP THE TEA ROOM OPEN

You'll upset the labtech elves, most of whom have suffered greatly on your behalf!!

if the elves go into the lab in hazord stuff and your oermission then thats ok

<or... nanobots could track down and chagne the molecular structure of the silver into something else... gold?>