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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 9, 2003
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 9, 2003
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Dec 9, 2003
Anthea,
Re post 293
Thanks for the promotion.
I will take over as Head on an acting basis only, as I'm sure that you and Khamsin will resolve your differences.
I am currently happy being Chief Analyst, and will add to the war effort as soon as RL time allows.
The Fleet Admiral's Office
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 9, 2003
Am I allowed, technically, to make a truth potion?
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Wiro Posted Dec 9, 2003
*walks in carrying automatic sniper rifle*
*chambers a round*
you do you want me to shoot at
whats this about a truth potion</>
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Wøñkø Posted Dec 9, 2003
*walks in with some meaningless technical readout garble*
*stuffs it in a file cabinet*
*leaves*
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Wiro Posted Dec 9, 2003
*a round wizzes past wonkos head*
nothing wrogn with what i jsut did ... he didn't get hurt
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Wiro Posted Dec 9, 2003
up for a challenge are we wonko
*takes out submachine gun*
tell me when tou are ready
*pulls back teh cocking handle*
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Wiro Posted Dec 9, 2003
does the spectator ak want to try his luck?
*changes teh target of the sub*
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 9, 2003
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Wiro Posted Dec 9, 2003
*gets bored waiting.
checks saftey is still on
removes magazine
ejects the round from teh chamber
reattaches magazine
*
The Fleet Admiral's Office
AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 9, 2003
RUSSIAN ROULETTE!
*click*
BOOM!
*thud*
OWWWWWWWWWW.
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 9, 2003
*anoon walks in (me while the docs dieing for those who dont know)*
oh
The Fleet Admiral's Office
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 11, 2003
*GodBen enters*
Dr. A, I need to . . .
*GodBen looks around the room seeing what's being going on*
OK then. As I was saying, I'm not sure if you know what's going on at this page A2095698 , but some people from Collective have been insulting H2G2. So, to get to the point, I wish to take out contracts on all of the following.
"Frankie Roberto" was spying against us. U125489
"w****e" insulted our sense of humour. U158948
"AsomAtous" called us pretentious. U227995
"Oetzi Oetztaler" called us prats. U516316
"ReleaseRoger" says we overreacted when we didn’t. U222030
And of course "astrotomato" started the whole thing. U207003
As an Assassin, do I get a discount?
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 11, 2003
yes you get a guild discount 
i have been looking at this colective thing...
bunch of fools will never be better than h2g2...
The Fleet Admiral's Office
Wiro Posted Dec 11, 2003
*notices wonko is ready.*
*pulls back teh cocking handle*
*aims*
*fires in bursts of 4 rounds*
*magazine delpletes*
*30 round magazine is empty*
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- 301: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 302: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 303: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Dec 9, 2003)
- 304: AK - fancy that! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 305: Wiro (Dec 9, 2003)
- 306: Wøñkø (Dec 9, 2003)
- 307: Wiro (Dec 9, 2003)
- 308: Wøñkø (Dec 9, 2003)
- 309: Wiro (Dec 9, 2003)
- 310: AK - fancy that! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 311: Wiro (Dec 9, 2003)
- 312: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 313: Wiro (Dec 9, 2003)
- 314: Wøñkø (Dec 9, 2003)
- 315: AK - fancy that! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 316: Wøñkø (Dec 9, 2003)
- 317: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 9, 2003)
- 318: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 11, 2003)
- 319: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 11, 2003)
- 320: Wiro (Dec 11, 2003)
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