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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 16, 2003
*a deep and ominous voice booms out of the walls and is as much felt as it is heard*
so, giving me up so easily eh? You'll find it takes more than a few ruffians to drag me in 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 16, 2003
gibve up? 
now come come you know guild law says that i can tacke a contract on an assassin should the price be high enough...
now i have over looked your case and it seemes that it could have been an honest mistake... but if it cots us the war it will cost you your head
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 16, 2003
then I hope me head doesn't vost too much, but I only broke continuity to teach red dog a lesson, which is not to be stupid while breaking continuity. I hope he knows better now
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 16, 2003
Yes, but he's gotten himself a partial victory.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 16, 2003
*starts writing the contract*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 16, 2003
exactly what is this contract for?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 16, 2003
just incase we loose the war...
i would like it if aslo you would apologise to RD for braking contenuity
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 16, 2003
i wonder hds... do you have a good lawyer?
it doesn't really matter though.
*drops a money bag*
*looks over contract*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 16, 2003
well that sorts out payment...
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 16, 2003
I require no lawyer, nor will I appologize to red dog unles he first apologizes for extreme stupidiity and breaking continuity in the first place
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 16, 2003
well i do not wish to attack the head of my own fleet...
there for...
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 16, 2003
...i'll do it for you!
why should he apologize? /I/ started it, then i apologized and we were having fun (the point btw, not winning), and then Bam he's gone and the fun goes too.
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 17, 2003
whatever, just so that they know its an official and diplomatic apology that has no root what so ever in my actually co-operating, which I am not, as it is not I who first commited wrong 
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 17, 2003
but is it not you who first ruined the war?
you still need to say sorry, and it won't do good to mention any of THAT, will it?
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 17, 2003
it was not me, it was red dog
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 17, 2003
then we're going to assassinate you until it is you.
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 17, 2003
you will find that to be an impossible task, especially without breaking continuity
*Wonko begins to feel a stong psychic pressure on the back of his mind*
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 17, 2003
*wonko wonders why hds is acting like he's doing something painful to wonko*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Dec 17, 2003
if you should wish to settle this, then please proceed here: F132717?thread=358784, otherwise, get over it
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creachy Posted Dec 17, 2003
*ahem*
anthea, where is the contract on Clive the Flying Ostrich
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- 343: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 16, 2003)
- 344: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 16, 2003)
- 345: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 16, 2003)
- 346: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Dec 16, 2003)
- 347: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 16, 2003)
- 348: Wøñkø (Dec 16, 2003)
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