h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

/\/I would like to apply for the position of were specialist. After doing a few experiements on them I have acquired quite a lot of data on the subject more than anyone else I suspect. I promise I won't use silver on them. Can I have the job Doctor?/\/

ok you get the job khamsin till i find someone better

I did chemistry and physics and none of that made sense to me!

well i have done as level chem and biology
and i can safly say i prefer biology

im doing higher physics

yes :d
thats as level i think..
my loose translations
i did higher chem last year and failed the multiple choice paper
but i am doing well in biology... it dosent have as much maths in it... yet

im doing higher maths too

well i get advanced higher English...
now with added chauser

Leaves note for Anthea

It was good to see that the report on work exhaustively carried out on the guilds behalf was so warmly received!

well i do so enjoy your reports thay keep the ofice nice and warm...
yes the fire is well stocked this year


I really i value your input but a warm office is oh so comfortable

aaahhh!! european tests n courses n whatnot!

*flicks through some paper work*
*pulls out a piece of tracing paper with some numbers on*
*casualy phones guild acountent while setting the paper on fire*
yes
yes
experaments... yes
govermental advantage oh yes...
i can arange thar if thay can do something for us...
yes... ah yes that is aeptable
*presses a small button under her desk and a shot is fired somewhere an acountent drops quite dead*
*puts the phone down then presses the intercom button*
geddon if you can here this i have something for the science faculty... i would give it to khamsin but i dont want to disturb him

*Enters wearing HazMat suit and full body armour( you just get used to wearing it, especially given the current paranoia levels)

You bellowed?

i dident bellow...
i mearly imquierd
now i have had a word with our acountent...
then i firred him
but it seemes that if yuo people can change that extera silver thats lieing around into a more useful metal...
for.. some aquantences then the alocation for the science faculty will go up as well as your basic chemical allouence...


of corse if your not interesed...
then i can always do it myself...
i am not a doctor for no reason and i am not the medical kind of doctor...

you seem to be in a very bad mood with me lately...
someone would think i hadet been paying atention to all your lovely memos

I'll talk it over with Khamsin.

As regards my state of mood, Having a lot of work ignored and a lack of(RL)sleep tends to make one tetchy.

Can we chuck wonko in the chokey for a day for ignoring protocol?

no...
but we can turn on the sprinkelers and get the ducks to throw him in the pool... although i think it has ice on it at the moment

I saw Evolution.
*fiddles with something*

Um.. what forum, if any, should I stick my genetics place on? or is that going to go on some science facility page...

where evey you wish...
lab 18, Am room, main guild wherever you wish