h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's a singing tooth...!!!!

is it??

who is right, kat??

Black Leopard you're correct.

Moo you get a slap round the nose.


Kham should be around soon enough to talk you back through the old style of RPGing, the essence of the assassin, and some back-breaking exercise Oh yes...

*whips out a notepad and under 'Rules&Regulations' writes "No morphing"*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha farlock!!

So what do we do now, Kat??

Well...you can go and have a drink in the bar and flirt with the barmaid, or you can go along to the common room but I doubt there's anyone there currently, or you can wait around here for Khamsin, but I'm not sure when he'll be around. He's making paper I do believe...a very assassin-like thing to do Plus I have piano practice to do so I can entertain you all at guild celebrations...

i'll go to the bar

*walks away*

*decides to make his R.E.F.R.I.E.D. B.E.A.N.S. even blunter than it alread is*
*looks for a good bluntening stone*
*walks around like the old people at the beach do when they are looking for sea shells...*

*an old couple walk up to supermoo*

Old woman: oh, it's so wonderfull to see someone of a proper age round here..

Old man: indeed, indeed

...WHAT!!!!!!?...

if you walk like an old person other old people willm think you are one!!

don't try to understand - you'll hurt your head!!

...I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING...I'M DISGUISED AS AN OLD PERSON......BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT...

Drill Officer: An assassin has to be graceful and skilled

*hands them all a badminton raquet and gives a shuttlecock to BL*

Officer: oh and before I forget it will explode if it hits the ground

*serves and hits shuttlecock*

ha ha!

*shuttlecock flies toward farlock*

...IT'S A BIRD...IT'S A PLANE...NO IT'S A SHUTTLECOCK THAT GOES BANG!!!!!!

can i morph elsewhere

because i'm outta here

gotta fly
*morphs into eagle*

hmmm...it apears that the shuttlecock will go bang...unless someone returns it...someone like me
*runs over with his racquetball raquet and slams the shuttlecock up into the air and over several buildings...*
hmmm...I don't suppose anyone is going to return it this time...
*quickly hides the racquet and returns to his search for a bluntening stone without bending his legs...*

farlock - Kat says you are not allowed to morph for these trials

*there is a boom over by the buildings*

SuperMoo!!

*rushes back in, trailing a black silk blindfold*

What the hell was that bang? You know we can't afford to keep replacing that west wing!

No you're right, Farlock is most definitely NOT allowed to morph!! I shall leave him to the fate of Captain Khamsin...