A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 27, 2005
My swords are my weapons and they're for killing things that can give me EXP. Which is everything now that i think about it... KILL FRENZY! *kill frenzy*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 27, 2005
...in the second DBZ game for the gameboy advanced you can get one experiance point for every hit on this one punching bag...
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Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Jan 27, 2005
*groans*
Oh, I do not like killing with my spear. Self-defense is when I resort to violence. Words and deceit works much better for everything else. And poisen.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 27, 2005
*slaps Elwyn* Come on, hit me! self defense! Cmon! *uses a large wooden badger to attack* Cmon! I'm wide open look! *stabs self* No magical protection spells there just 100% flesh wound!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 27, 2005
*rushes in*
What's going on here then and WHY have you just slapped her?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 27, 2005
*takes EvilClaw into a corner*
WE DO NOT SLAP GIRLS! Especially if they haven't done anything and didn't ask for it in the bedroom! *coughs*
You're a very very naughty boy...we may have to do something...no wait wrong script...ahem you're a very very naughty boy and I don't expect to see that ever again!
You alright Elwyn?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 27, 2005
You're right Kat EvilClaw is bad! Bad evilclaw! *hits evilclaw with cow* May that teachith you a lesson!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 27, 2005
...well he is evil...
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Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Jan 28, 2005
Thank you. I am fine.
*sighs in a resign manner as her cheeks reddened*
Slightly puzzled over the machoismo display, but fine. All the trouble started ever since I started attending the Pacifist's... ahem, I said too much, hadn't I?
*walks off for a swim in the pool* 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 28, 2005
*eyebrows soar* Pacifists? We've got a pacifist assassin?? *tugs out the assassins' handbook to try and find such a thing*
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Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Jan 28, 2005
*mutters to herself to justify her actions as Elwyn waded into the warm water*
well old gal, you've done it this time, you and your mouth... not a Pacifist per se. But be merciful in the choise of drugs to cause the least pain. Avoid violence unless on orders [$$$] to. Follow the code and always run away rather than to confront the conflicts. Yes, that is what I do.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 28, 2005
*Kat sits in the middle of the arena with the book on her lap*
Never kill without payment...
Never take undue pleasure in your killing...
No silver...
Always obey your superiors...
Remember you have health insurence...
Hmm
nothing about pacifism in here.
*glances at the figure in the pool*
You know...swimming tends to work better if you aren't wearing so much.
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Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Jan 28, 2005
In front of this bunch, I'd rather go watch young Galahad getting along with the women in Monty Python again (heh)!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 28, 2005
*wolf whistles before remembering her position within the guild*
Ahem yes well...you know perhaps I'll just sit alongside here and read this...book. Very interesting it is...
*glances over the top of the book*
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Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Jan 28, 2005
*blushes, grabs some reeds and dove under the water for a long time*
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 28, 2005
*appears from the sky with flamethrower, drys up the water, vanishes (or does he?)*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 28, 2005
Well I sent EvilClaw to anger management clas- HOLY MOLY! 
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Jan 28, 2005
*appears and grins at what is reflected in his glasses*
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- 1181: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1182: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1183: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1184: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1185: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1186: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1187: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1188: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1189: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 27, 2005)
- 1190: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1191: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1192: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1193: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1194: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1195: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1196: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1197: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1198: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1199: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 28, 2005)
- 1200: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Jan 28, 2005)
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