h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Storms in carrying ANOTHER blanket*

Okay that's enough! Don't scare the poor girl....although....ahem *Chucks Elwyn the blanket*

Now...who's been using gratuitous explosions for no good reason? This is a training ground not a boys' chemistry set!

but it's just like one!!

...what about a non-gender specific chemestry set...?

good idea!!

how about it kat??

*sniffs* I would PREFER *glares* if you were actually practicing assassination rather than explosion. The art of being an assassin includes discretion...and I can't see you getting away with things if you will keep blowing things up.
We don't want the police around again...the ducks had a terrible time clearing up after them

but i LIKE to blow things up....sniffs louder than Kat..

*"I did try to avoid blowing it up... only it burnt my toasted cheese sandwich!

Besides, it was raining arrows on everything" reads a note on some debris. The note is signed MOWoS*

Well you're in the wrong place then. Assassins move with stealth, cunning, kill quickly, and SILENTLY. They use poison, bolts fired from tower windows, a dagger thrust from under the cloak...

Not explosions that keep us in favour with the masons!

*clutches the blanket and throws the spear at him*
Thanks. I will not stand this impudence!
[aside to Kath) Is this going to follow me forever? They're not going to let me forget, hmm?

No probably not...never mind. I mean...it's not bothering me

However if you drop by the torture chamber some time I might be able to find you some clothing that isn't quite so...fireable.

*strolls back into the mansion, whistling All Along The WatchTower*

*arrives, groaning at where he found himself earlier. *hears what Kat says*

Sorry. It won't happen again. I cast inaudibility on it.

...reminds me of that "mud" incident...it follows me everywhere...

The "mud" incident?

Is that where, for no apparent reason, someone who was there a minute ago pours mud over your head from behind you? Like this? *pours mud over Supermoo's head*

*makes splatting noises in the mud as he walks to a tree, as several ninja attack, they collide heads when they find that he has been heading for a different tree all along*

...only if this "mud" were of the natural fertilizer variety...

What's to say it isn't? ME. That's what.

*MOWoS wanders back, having been gone for some time*

*mowos wanders back, HAVING BEEN KICKING INNOCENT MATTRESSES*

I challenge you to a duel!http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/brunel/images/buttons/sadface.gif
Sad

I find it funny.

It's proof of my stealth.

*a cloud passes over. when the shadow has passed, MOWoS pours mud over AFGNCAPP's head from behind*