A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
The Training Grounds-no morphing
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 22, 2005
it wasn't a bird...it wasn't a plane...it was the shuttlecock that goes bang...it was one of the trials I suppose...
The Training Grounds-no morphing
farlock -master of morphing Posted Jan 23, 2005
but but but....
it's a power that i would use in combat
The Training Grounds-no morphing
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 23, 2005
*raises eyebrow*
There will be NO morphing. Being an assassin is not about changing each situation to suit yourself. You must be cunning, daring, light-footed and prepared to take risks.
And not destroy random parts of the grounds!! We'll make you pay if you aren't careful you two!
The Training Grounds-no morphing
farlock -master of morphing Posted Jan 23, 2005
okay i will not morph but remeber i can click my fingers and make a spoon into a goblin for good training uses
(dosent have to turn into goblin)
The Training Grounds-no morphing
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 24, 2005
but then if you get beat up the fact of the matter is that you were just bested by a spoon...
the Training grounds
Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Jan 24, 2005
Hey, hows life?
the Training grounds
Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Jan 24, 2005
I worked as a spy but it's not that lucrative and I've a family to support... so I converted to the diplomacy of the dagger. How are you fine people?
the Training grounds
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 24, 2005
I think i've been told to come here for training.... possibly...
the Training grounds
guina Posted Jan 24, 2005
training??
oh we mucked that up AGES ago - and besides theres no-one here to train us
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 24, 2005
*A duck comes in and pastes up a notice*
"Full training shall resume in March. All guild members are required to pass the new training course. We appologise for any inconvenience this causes.
Signed, Dr Anthea, Khamsin, and Kat"
*duck nods satisifed and goes away again*
the Training grounds
SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 24, 2005
march...I HATE marching...even with strawberries...no...on second thought...it is better with strawberries...
the Training grounds
Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Jan 25, 2005
yum, strawberries.
Iam as mad as a March (May?) Hare!!
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Jan 25, 2005
So, what do we do here, then? Just sit about and do what the duck says?
the Training grounds
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 25, 2005
Obey the duck! For he brings the cold! If we don't obey it it will shower our village with hail and have its way with our women! ... ... ... Wait... what are we talking about again?
the Training grounds
Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) Posted Jan 25, 2005
Who, er, what is the duck?
doth it quack 
the Training grounds
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 25, 2005
You'll have to ask DuckBen... SporkBen 
GODBEN! Thats his name! You have to ask him.
the Training grounds
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 25, 2005
The ducks are the guild servants. They are ours...not GodBen's...he merely rousts them through rebellions every now and then...it's something to do with the fact they feel safe around him.
The ducks are formally ordered by the guild council. They keep the place tidy and set everything out for dinner. Currently they are busy helping to redecorate and are sweeping up the excess magic left around. However...
*clicks fingers and a duck appears with a glass of orange juice. Kat hands it to EvilClaw*
Sometimes they are useful for the more simple things in life.
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The Training Grounds-no morphing
- 1141: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 22, 2005)
- 1142: guina (Jan 23, 2005)
- 1143: farlock -master of morphing (Jan 23, 2005)
- 1144: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 23, 2005)
- 1145: farlock -master of morphing (Jan 23, 2005)
- 1146: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1147: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1148: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1149: guina (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1150: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1151: guina (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1152: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1153: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1154: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 25, 2005)
- 1155: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Jan 25, 2005)
- 1156: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 25, 2005)
- 1157: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Jan 25, 2005)
- 1158: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 25, 2005)
- 1159: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 25, 2005)
- 1160: guina (Jan 25, 2005)
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