A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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guina Posted Jan 21, 2005
*Dust looks reproachfully at Farlock*
(anyway, you're not supposed to control other characters. You could have given me a chance to escape)
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farlock -master of morphing Posted Jan 21, 2005
*morphs black leopard into his normal self*
soooooo what training do you wanna do now
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farlock -master of morphing Posted Jan 21, 2005
no its a thing i was born with but if you ever wanna be dust though just ask
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Khamsin Posted Jan 21, 2005
*after watching their display the drill officer hands them both a snowball*
Officer: Assassins have to be fast and quick
*points to a hole in the ground which glows red*
Officer: Down there is a volcano, I want you to go down there and bring back an orb each, its quite close to the magma... and your snowball isn't to melt 
enjoy
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guina Posted Jan 21, 2005
*puts snowball on the ground where it won't melt*
hahahaha!
*climbs down stealthily and grabs orb*
Gotcha!
*climbs back out again*
Come on Farlock, what are u waiting for??
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 21, 2005
...*is seriously feeling shunned and seriously feeling p*ssed...but not because he was shunned...more because of the pure unbridaled joy of being humorously p*ssed...*
I'M GOING TO SMITE SOMETHING TODAY!!!!!
*spots snowball*
*slams snowball with R.E.F.R.I.E.D. B.E.A.N.S. (Rarely Edible Flea Ridden Iron Encased Dried Bacon Effectively Anihilates Notions of Sanity)*
I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF ME!!!!!!!
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farlock -master of morphing Posted Jan 22, 2005
ok ill go
*morphs snowball into a rock*
ha ha
*goes and gets an orb*
there
*morphs rock back into a snowball*
easy
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guina Posted Jan 22, 2005
-to drill master-
hahahahahahahahaha!!!
you'll have to do better than that!!
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farlock -master of morphing Posted Jan 22, 2005
that was like eating
comes easy to us
ha ha
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 22, 2005
*drill master rocks on his feet*
However BlackLeopard your snowball appears to have suffered a nasty fate...
*gestures to R.E.F.R.I.E.D.B.E.A.N.S.'ed snowball*
Assassins must have wit.
Tell me, without finding a book or anything, Farlock...what is an interrobang?
BL...what is an upper mordent?
*drill master gazes at them with disdain*
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guina Posted Jan 22, 2005
I'll answer both:
interrobang= cross between ! and ?
upper mordent= a demon??
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 22, 2005
No...and always answer the bare minimum, otherwise a higher assassin may take offence.
*clips BL round the ear*
Find out what an upper mordent is and then Kham will probably give you another physical exercise.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 22, 2005
isn't interrobang where you start to interrogate someone then you get fed up and beat the turkey and stuffing out of them...
the Training grounds - interrobang
guina Posted Jan 22, 2005
Kat, was i right when i said that it is a cross between a ! and a ?
the Training grounds - interrobang
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 22, 2005
Yes you were...although Moo's suggestion sounds good 
It is something musical...
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guina Posted Jan 22, 2005
an alteration between one note and the note above it - HA!
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- 1105: guina (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1106: Khamsin (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1107: guina (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1108: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1109: guina (Jan 22, 2005)
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