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dusk Posted Aug 23, 2003
but the carpet boming actuly hit one of the sheds.
*points* there used to b one over there.
*wanders over avoiding the crashed plain* anything that was in here is distroyed...hang on *picks up a hand gun* this suvived *looks inside and shakes her head* the inside of the barel has melted together.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 23, 2003
*shoots the pilot of the bomber*
incompitence...
So any results on finding the leader of the squirill army?
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Wiro Posted Aug 23, 2003
yeah, i just need a contract made up so i can go get rid of him
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 23, 2003
we may need a contract for most things...
but i cant stand incompitence...
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Wiro Posted Aug 23, 2003
even though its worth more, i will do it for just the pint tahts on offer on the front page
a small hand held screen apears and a remote control trigger
*looks at e screen press buttons on the remote, screen shows leader in teh sights*
do i have a go to eliminate him?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 23, 2003
elimanate the leader and get a promotion...
maybe... 
depends how entertaining it is...
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Wiro Posted Aug 23, 2003
makes final adjustments to the line up on the screen
press the 1st fire button on the remote, reliasing nuts distracting the body gaurds
2nd fire, releases jam and honey completly covering hte squirrel leader
3rd fire button releases a swarm of wasps (more effective than bees don't die after teh 1st sting)
the wasps sting the leader
4th button, releases bees (you just have to have them)
5th utton puts well places slits on the wrists etc ..
6th poors fast acting poison into the slits
and finally the seventh button fires a bullet directly into the leaders head killing it dead
8th button self destructs the weopen used so so that the squrrels can't reverse engineer
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 23, 2003
ouch. That sounds a bit cruel......
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 23, 2003
a promotion for that man...
*promotes rule one*
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Wiro Posted Aug 23, 2003
he was orchestrating the stealing of supplys and the over running of the guild with squrriels
i wasn't as cruel as sending many squirrells to their certain death fighting assasins.
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 23, 2003
....still think a slightly less prolonged death would have sufficed
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 23, 2003
no problem... 
now hows about repairing the training grounds?
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Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia) Posted Aug 23, 2003
*only* 10 mins?
Oh never mind, I give up!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 23, 2003
ten mins was a bit in exess...
but then again i did ask for an interesting death
oh well...
first contract finished abd we are open for bussiness
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Wiro Posted Aug 23, 2003
wow the place is already repaire, those ducks are hard workers, though they have left an area uncleared of craters and unexploaded bopmbs fro traing purposes, but it is clearly marked
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Wiro Posted Aug 23, 2003
down in a large room in the store near the back(u don't wanna know how far you need to walk), tehy will sort through and see what can be reused, you would be amazed what how much can be reused, often for a differnt purpose.
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted Aug 24, 2003
*shakes head*
I'm not sure whether to be impressed or disgusted. Getting that device into place took an unusual level of skill and sophistication, qualities well befitting an assasin. What worries me is that you seemed to *enjoy* your creulty. One day you might have to handle something important, and I'd hate to think of you missing it because your too busy pulling wings of flies... sir
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