h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

right its setup ... u go in take the left of the partiton when all the squirrels are in it closes ... u then have to hurry back along the otehr side so a gate can close tehre ... then you are safe ...

you ready?

thats gonna be a lot of squirrels

oh aye

alright, let's go!

*sitting in tree*

here little squirrel...

*aims overly large, home built (duct-tape!), fire blaster- grins wickedly*

hmm...actually, I bet those tails have to be intact to count...oh rats

glad you could join us SP

where'd everyone go?
and eather no1 sut the bunker dore or the squrils have prised it open from the inside.
its craling out here.
*opens a black bag. and puts some squirel food on the flore*
*wispers* that poisen will sort them.
3 squirels dead! *takes out a small but sharp dagger and removes their tails* i hate hurting animals unles its 4 a good cause>

drink is a gd cause

*attempts to shoot at squirrel but overbalances because of large fire-blaster*

ack! *falls out of tree and hits ground*

Forget this! *hurls fire-blaster into nearby bushes*

*hears a squeak*

???

*looks into bushes to see she's hit a squirrel* Lucky!

*Takes out knife to collects tail*

mabey we should call in an airstrike

*an airoplain flys over and shoots at the squirells*

*wonders into the training grounds, an explosion shakes the ground causing Acid to look up*
What is going on here? Why is there a B-52 dive bombing what appear to be...squirrels?

we felt we were out numbered, so we

called in a little help

*the bomber turns round and fiers another load of ammo on the squirells*

any chance u can get them to make a pass at my school ....

*comes darting out of the forest and quickly shape-shifts back to human form*

it was harder to get them to follow me than I thought.....I got a good number though........

did I miss anything?

*sigh* your comrades have decided that there is no longer any place for precision in the world. They have decided to carpet bomb the squirrels, an uncouth militaristic target.

If they had thought about it a bit the situation would be resolved by now. Squirrels orangised enough to build a fort? Not likely without some sort of interferance - find the man or squirrel or whatever else directing them and remove him to resolve the situation.

We ARE assasins aren't we? That is what we are supposed to do. What goos is a school of killers if they don't have a braincell between the lot of them?

*A plethora of bombs drop leveling a nearby forest and (possibly) some squirrels*

Ametures.

*Takes carefull aim and shoots the planes fuel tank causing it to explode, the propellor skewering two squirrels, broken glass claiming another, twisted metal taking out another 3 and the chassie accounting for a seventh, an angry pilot deplotys his parachute and floats towards the ground*

Hmph. A skilled marksman is worth ten of these planes.


I'm playing a character who is very much an arsehole and does not reflect my views on the world, I mean no offence to anyone in real life

well in my absencei have actulyl been seeking ouy the leader, teh carpet bombing is just a tactic to reliveve teh imediate pressure on our stores, and its an also an excuse for free drink.